quote of the day thread..

Meganne: "Some cultures believe that a person has to die for another to be born."
Me: "Well, all those cultures are wrong because the world's population continues to grow...though that would explain all the mindless f***s out there."

Well this would be true, we use to kill criminals, now we house them, and educate them, idiocracy!!
 
Redheep always scares me....but it has nothing to do with being a Marine. I would rather take a leap into a swimming pool full of barbed wire then tick him off.

Rev
 
A man comes home from work one day and asks his wife "Can you get me a beer, before it starts?"
The wife gets the beer and he drinks it in one chug.
He asks his wife again "Can you get me a beer, before it starts?"
Again, the wife gets the beer and he drinks it in one go.
Once more he asks his wife "Can you get me a beer, before it starts?"
At that point the wife says "Are you sure you want another beer? Isn't two enough for the evening?"
The man replies: "aaaand it started."
 
I have only met josh briefly twice and he seems like a very nice guy but, like me, has a short fuse for stupidity. Could be wrong but that's just the vibe I got.
 
RedHeep has made me scream like a little girl in his Jeep before.

That wasn't meant to sound dirty lol

Mission impossible. I was right behind you. I was going to make fun until I screamed like a lil girl in the same spot.
 
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