quote of the day thread..

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

Gargle blaaaaaaauugh, oh shit....bluuuuuugh ugh ugh, flush.....oh shit, not again.....gargle gargle gargle splash flush....

Me after getting food poisoning last night....

 

[seanR]

Gargle blaaaaaaauugh, oh shit....bluuuuuugh ugh ugh, flush.....oh shit, not again.....gargle gargle gargle splash flush....

Me after getting food poisoning last night....

You should cook your bacon.

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

you have a pic sir.....

 

[seanR]

And what a pic it is!

 

[seanR]

"The more you suffer, the more it shows you really care, Right?"

 

[VAhasnoWAVES]

"i know i should say no. but, its kind of hard when shes ready to go."

 

[BRIANHO13]

"Why are you standing down there?" wife
me at bottom of stairs "because you are wearing a skirt"

 

[VAhasnoWAVES]

"if you want to buy it... please do. id hate to throw it away." - dumb arse ex roomate

"your lucky i already committed to buying this from you, because thats F'ed up. if i knew i didnt want something and someone else could benefit from it, id give it away. your a biatch." - me in my head.

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

Wow what a B! I would have told him to fk off just for general purpose.

 

[seanR]

This is the wettest I have ever been
-Me, after getting caught in heavy rain on the bike

 

[GoSlowGetStuck]

"The only thing that lasts 100,000 miles on a Jeep is the check engine light."

-me, last night

 

[IllianaXJ]

"The only thing that lasts 100,000 miles on a Jeep is the check engine light."

-me, last night

^Like

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

"i know i should say no. but, its kind of hard when shes ready to go."

I'm just a sucker with no self esteem.....

 

[REWSTER]

This is the wettest I have ever been
-Me, after getting caught in heavy rain on the bike

we got caught on the golf coarse in the rain, then while we were all trying to drink, then while we were leaving. then we went home and it was clear by the house, until i got home. managed to get the kids in the house and it started lightly raining on me as i was unloading the jeep.

inside and dry now!

 

[Rev Den]

"I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Matt Ozzy Osborne."

-Me


Rev

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

"should we procreate now so I can have twice as many fathers days gifts next year?"

Me-last night

 

[nick86]

Beer is now cheaper than gas, drink, fock driving.

 

[XJosh95]

What blows my mind is when milk is more expensive than gas (though it's been a while). I think "Really? It's harder to get milk from cows than oil from A-rabs?"

 

[XJosh95]

Dumb girl I know: "Is the ATM open today?"

 

[RedHeep]

What blows my mind is when milk is more expensive than gas (though it's been a while). I think "Really? It's harder to get milk from cows than oil from A-rabs?"

Milk is more expensive because oil is more expensive.