quote of the day thread..

[REWSTER]

Hey kids its me, i bet you thought i was dead. Turns out i just had a concussion in my head.

 

[SAMSET]

"I could have sworn that was going to be a fart"

i feel like this is not the 1st time you have said this.

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

Kangaroo song! kangaroo song! Kangaroo song!

 

[VAhasnoWAVES]

i whipe my own ass!

 

[terrehautian]

Apple was going to make a smaller version of the iPod Touch for kids, until they realized that iTouch Kids sounded really wrong and awkward.

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

No I will not make out with you!!!!

 

[REWSTER]

All the cool kids Pee there pants

 

[seanR]

Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters. Sell them to me. Sell me your children!
-Jake Blues

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

Cop motor, cop tires, cop suspension.
Love that movie!
Illinois nazis. I HATE Illinois nazis!

 

[ChiXJeff]

Gruppenfuhrer! Get that car's license number. We're gonna kill that son of a.....

 

[XJosh95]

She makes me feel kinda funny. Like when I used to climb the rope in gym class.

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

Are you the Good Ol' Boys?

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

Eric? Eric is a bad bad man!

 

[RedHeep]

That there Clark is what we call an RV.

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

Chubs, you got your hand back....

 

[seanR]

Only criminals and tyrants fear armed honest citizens

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Only criminals, tyrants and the government fear armed honest citizens

Fixed

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

Tyrants/government. Same thing.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

government officials are elected tyrants

 

[RedHeep]

I'm on fire!!