just wanted to share a laugh with you guys - joke thread keep em coming

how the XXXX was that tasteless. just because youre too much of a pussy to laugh at a joke doesnt make me a bad guy. i even have black friends who laughed at that. if were on here calling people certain words and acting like a nazi then yes i could understand. but it was a joke. its cool though ill be the black sheep.
 
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how the XXXX was that tasteless. just because youre too much of a pussy to laugh at a joke doesnt make me a bad guy. i even have black friends who laughed at that. if were on here calling people certain words and acting like a nazi then yes i could understand. but it was a joke. its cool though ill be the black sheep.


You're an idiot.
 
Please don't use the words BLACK SHEEP. I like that group of guys on here.If people don't know you that good, they can take things the wrong way, hell darky knows me and i wouldn't even tell him that joke. He knows i a rude S O B.

But hey it's cool, lets just get back to the jokes.
 
how the XXXX was that tasteless. just because youre too much of a pussy to laugh at a joke doesnt make me a bad guy. i even have black friends who laughed at that. if were on here calling people certain words and acting like a nazi then yes i could understand. but it was a joke. its cool though ill be the black sheep.

Nominated........again:anon:
 
Racist joke and all quoting posts removed. Bails85 the moderators are watching you, keep that crap up and you will be taking a vacation.
 
Racist joke and all quoting posts removed. Bails85 the moderators are watching you, keep that crap up and you will be taking a vacation.

Can't wait! :party:
 
Racist joke and all quoting posts removed. Bails85 the moderators are watching you, keep that crap up and you will be taking a vacation.

For real dude, That was not cool. I have said some racist shit before but that was a bit much. Especially to a group of people you don't even know.
 
it wasnt meant to offend anyone. it was a joke. by the way this wasnt much better

A guy named Cletus is walking along the beach and finds a bottle sticking out of the sand. He picks it up and wipes it off and out pop 2 blonde jeanies. They inform him that he may have 3 wishes. He makes his wishes and the next thing he knows he is standing in a huge seaside mansion with money stacked up all around him. The doorbell rings and when he opens it, there on the porch are 2 figures dressed in white sheets with white hoods. They grab him and take hime to a tall tree in the front yard and procede to hang him from one of the branches until he is dead. When he stops kicking, one of the hooded figures takes off the hood and it is one of the blonde jeanies. She says " I understand why he wanted the mansion and all of the money, but I can't figure out why he wanted to be hung like a black man!"


anyway im sorry if i offended anyone. i didnt start this thread to create any internet battles. i just wanted to share some jokes with you guys.
 
It was tasteless, that's all.

Maybe we should leave the blatant racist jokes alone. Unless you are at Avery's garage, then the gloves come off :P
 
how the XXXX was that tasteless. just because youre too much of a pussy to laugh at a joke doesnt make me a bad guy. i even have black friends who laughed at that. if were on here calling people certain words and acting like a nazi then yes i could understand. but it was a joke. its cool though ill be the black sheep.
Pssst, your tard is showing. Not even black people use that word, and we use the other one like white use bro. I have a feeling your black friends (always gotta love that defense, "It's ok, I have a black friend!") were probably cussin you out in the back of your head. The joke you requoted had irony and a bit of cleverness to it. Your joke had neither, it was merely stated for its "shock value". There is no art in just saying stuff to get a reaction. Watch your mouth, talk like that to the wrong person, you'll find yourself face down in the dirt. I've got a buddy, who even at 54, I still wouldn't mess with him, and he'd beat the everloving s*** out of you first for the joke and then for the followup comment. I'm pretty laid back, but I'm tempted to by your followup.
Please don't use the words BLACK SHEEP. I like that group of guys on here.If people don't know you that good, they can take things the wrong way, hell darky knows me and i wouldn't even tell him that joke. He knows i a rude S O B.

But hey it's cool, lets just get back to the jokes.
Hell, I'm pretty racist myself. When my friend in HS used to threaten me with his NBCT, I'd respond by threatening him with the cracker whacker, which took on a whole new meaning after meeting Cracker and Julio...:D
 
Pssst, your tard is showing. Not even black people use that word, and we use the other one like white use bro. I have a feeling your black friends (always gotta love that defense, "It's ok, I have a black friend!") were probably cussin you out in the back of your head. The joke you requoted had irony and a bit of cleverness to it. Your joke had neither, it was merely stated for its "shock value". There is no art in just saying stuff to get a reaction. Watch your mouth, talk like that to the wrong person, you'll find yourself face down in the dirt. I've got a buddy, who even at 54, I still wouldn't mess with him, and he'd beat the everloving s*** out of you first for the joke and then for the followup comment. I'm pretty laid back, but I'm tempted to by your followup.

Hell, I'm pretty racist myself. When my friend in HS used to threaten me with his NBCT, I'd respond by threatening him with the cracker whacker, which took on a whole new meaning after meeting Cracker and Julio...:D

I can vouche for darky's Laid back-ness. Also, he's a huge darky, I mean Justin is a huge.. err...person? Just don't mess with him. :P

Wish i had more time to hang with him too. Socal Fest did not suffice! Justin, we need to go wheel near your hood. Cougar buttes sounds fun. :P Better get to it before it gets hot.
 
I'd respond by threatening him with the cracker whacker, which took on a whole new meaning after meeting Cracker and Julio...:D

Sounded like a joke in itself. A mexican, black, and a white enter the Discovery Center restroom sitting in adjacent stalls......
 
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