like i said it wasnt meant to offend anyone. i didnt realize it was that bad. i already apologized for it. you can be pissed if you want to but understand i didnt post that to single any race out and be a biggot. i really did mean for it to be strictly a joke. i didnt think it would go this far.
just wanted to share a laugh with you guys - joke thread keep em coming
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And after a couple of minutes of silence, they hear weird noises coming from the middle stall.....
scottmcneal
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boostamante
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- los angeles california
This is a joke based on a true story.... ask me how I know!?
How did you know the white was in the middle stall?
- Location
- Torrance, CA
What other stall could possibly have glory holes to each of the others?
One has a white flour shirt, one a black panther tattoo and one just got out of a POS Toyota packed to the gills with landscape equipment....
- Location
- Torrance, CA
Exactly. The other joke can be seen in many ways.
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The discovery center had a glory hole?
Darky
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- 29 Palms, CA
If only I would've known...I would've worn my dark cooties shirt.
Darky
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- 29 Palms, CA
Well if you didn't know about it, who was that on the other side?!
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old walnut tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
'One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,' said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.
Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, 'One for you, one for me, one for you,
One for me....'
He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.
'Come here quick,' said the boy, 'you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!'
The man said, 'Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk.' When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.
Standing by the fence they heard, 'One for you, one for me. One for you, One for me.'
The old man whispered, 'Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord...
Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.
At last they heard, 'One for you, one for me. That's all... Now let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done....
They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile before the kid on the bike passed him.
'One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,' said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.
Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, 'One for you, one for me, one for you,
One for me....'
He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.
'Come here quick,' said the boy, 'you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!'
The man said, 'Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk.' When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.
Standing by the fence they heard, 'One for you, one for me. One for you, One for me.'
The old man whispered, 'Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord...
Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.
At last they heard, 'One for you, one for me. That's all... Now let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done....
They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile before the kid on the bike passed him.
Jays siik xj
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I thought this was a joke thread, stop whining and post more jokes
A man and a woman walked into a guest house and
requested to spend the night. The owner of the guest
house, Mr Ben, a born again Christian refused to allow
the man and woman to sleep in the same room because
they were not married.
The woman explained, “he is my son, not my spouse”
so they were allowed to check in.
After 30mins, Mr Ben sent his room service worker,
Alfred, to go and check if the folks were truly mother
and son.
Alfred came back and said, “Sir, she’s truly the
mother.” The boss asked,
“how did u confirm that?
Alfred smiled, Sir “I am very sure, I saw her
breastfeeding him.”
requested to spend the night. The owner of the guest
house, Mr Ben, a born again Christian refused to allow
the man and woman to sleep in the same room because
they were not married.
The woman explained, “he is my son, not my spouse”
so they were allowed to check in.
After 30mins, Mr Ben sent his room service worker,
Alfred, to go and check if the folks were truly mother
and son.
Alfred came back and said, “Sir, she’s truly the
mother.” The boss asked,
“how did u confirm that?
Alfred smiled, Sir “I am very sure, I saw her
breastfeeding him.”
- Location
- Lake Elsinore
Joke of the day for me?
Removing the F'ing drivers side top shock mount nut. I felt like someone to stupid to "get" a knock knock joke.
How does every racial/sexest joke start? A quick look behind you first. Need to visualize it.
Removing the F'ing drivers side top shock mount nut. I felt like someone to stupid to "get" a knock knock joke.
How does every racial/sexest joke start? A quick look behind you first. Need to visualize it.
mako my day
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- Aliso Viejo
Bimmer jeeper.
Oatmeal
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- Cedar City, UT
A guy buys 36 condoms. pharmacist asks:
"You go through that many prophylactics?"
"No, I feed 'em to my dog and his crap comes out in little bags."
Hans
"You go through that many prophylactics?"
"No, I feed 'em to my dog and his crap comes out in little bags."
Hans
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