Scotch Compassion
A woman was sitting on a blanket at the beach. She had no arms and no legs.
Three men, from England, Wales and Scotland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor woman.
The Englishman said, 'Have you ever had a hug?'
The woman said, 'No,' so he gave her a hug and walked on.
The Welshman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
The woman said, 'No,' so he gave her a kiss and walked on.
The Scotchman came to her and said, 'Aye, ave ya ever been fooked, lassie?'
The woman broke into a big smile and said, 'no'.
He said, 'Aye - Ya will be when the tide comes in!