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[XJ Stryker]

You guys want to see me Frag my wife?

Too Late :smoker:

 

[kastein]

that didn't last long :anon:

sorry, had to be done... :roflmao:

 

[SC Rednek]

Finally made it to Vegas after 9 days and 2800 miles

 

[Rev Den]

Glad you made it.


Rev

 

[FlexdXJ]

Finally made it to Vegas after 9 days and 2800 miles

Don't spend all your money in hookers and blow!

Did you stop anywhere cool along the way?

 

[97XJ2]

9 days, I'd hope he stopped somewhere cool.

 

[REWSTER]

I need some help

we got this cocky little janitor at work who is always playing practical jokes on people, this morning he put a hole in the pop can so when i drank it it poured out the hole all down my shirt, so i need to get him back and even though he desreves a good old fashion A$$ whoppen i cant do that cause i would get fired, so i need something to do to him as a practical joke, now we have gone back and fourth alot with the jokes so i cant do something like zip ties around his drive shaft or something simple, i once came in after he left and super glued all of his cleaning bottles to the shelves of the janitor closet
im looking for some practical jokes whatch got?

 

[kastein]

wire his horn to his brake lights.

Put a rainbow of acrylic paint on his windshield wiper on a day when it is going to rain: http://jalopnik.com/5592577/artist-creates-windshield-rainbow-and-an-awesome-new-car-prank

attach a metal rape whistle to his exhaust pipe.

switch the n and m keys on his keyboard.

 

[REWSTER]

wire his horn to his brake lights.
actualy did this but hooked it to his turn signal from the trailer tow wires, and used an extra horn i had in the shop

Put a rainbow of acrylic paint on his windshield wiper on a day when it is going to rain: http://jalopnik.com/5592577/artist-creates-windshield-rainbow-and-an-awesome-new-car-prank

Gonna do this except use Vaseline cause i dont have any paint, it should smear well enough to piss him off

attach a metal rape whistle to his exhaust pipe.

this is funny i will try next time, gotta get a whistle

switch the n and m keys on his keyboard.

this tard is to stupid to use a key board

thanks

 

[XJ Stryker]

Oops never mind

Pick up one of those whole tilapia's from wal-mart and stash it under is driver's seat.

 

[IllianaXJ]

im looking for some practical jokes whatch got?

Put a pinhole in his mop bucket.

Zipties on the driveshaft works well, a few hoseclamps will throw it off balance also.

Empty a cleaning bottle and refill with "ammonia"

Take a file and put a flat spot in one of the mop bucket wheels.

 

[kastein]

Put a pinhole in his mop bucket.

Zipties on the driveshaft works well, a few hoseclamps will throw it off balance also.

Empty a cleaning bottle and refill with "ammonia"

Take a file and put a flat spot in one of the mop bucket wheels.

pinhole - .177 cal air pistol does that pretty well, don't ask how I know :eyes:

Oh, if you can get a copy of his car key, turn his car around in its parking space every once in a while. Never mention it to him, and act like he's crazy if he asks you about it.

 

[XJ Stryker]

I like the filing a flat spot on the wheel of his mop bucket. Sucks so bad when they don't roll well.

 

[FlexdXJ]

Piss in his washer fluid bottle. My friends did that to a buddy one time. He couldn't figure out why his car smelled like piss!

 

[REWSTER]

Oops never mind

Pick up one of those whole tilapia's from wal-mart and stash it under is driver's seat.

I took a urinal cake and put it under his seat a while back he found it after a couple of days, but his whole truck smelled like a bathroom

Put a pinhole in his mop bucket.

Empty a cleaning bottle and refill with "ammonia"

Take a file and put a flat spot in one of the mop bucket wheels.

these are going on the to do list

Oh, if you can get a copy of his car key, turn his car around in its parking space every once in a while. Never mention it to him, and act like he's crazy if he asks you about it.

if he drove an 01 or newer this this would be super easy but i think he drives a 96 so for his it will take some planning, but i might do it to this guy i like to mess with for fun he just got a 06 explorer that i can get a key code off the vin


while on lunch i put some patrolum jelly on his wiper blade, but i was nice and did it were it wont mess with his view while driving (not really for him but in case any one is near him while driving)

 

[87manche]

Ok I have COD MW2 and Xbox gold. I am XJ Stryker

Not sure how to find any of you hoes yet so message me and teach me this game.

I'll hit you up with a friend request tonight.

 

[XJ Stryker]

I'll hit you up with a friend request tonight.

K awesome.

I stepped up from the wife and tried out my 10 year old son today. Man I got smoked like 10-1. I can't believe how much I suck compared to a 10 year old. Granted he has beaten MW 1 and played it a lot. But he just picked up MW 2 with no practice and smoked me. I gots to practice some more.


I think we need a MWC gamer thread to chat on lol.

 

[XJ Stryker]

The UPS truck showed up today!!!!

Rough Country seriously out does themselves with customer service everytime I call them.

BIG THANKS to JEFFREY

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

Hey Andrew, fill his air ducts with baby powder and turn his fan to the dash vents and turn it on high, so when he starts the vehicle it will blast him with powder in the face....or put some limburger cheese on his manifold or simply donkey punch his old lady.

 

[99SJ_Ex]

We always used jacks to lift the tires just above the ground... They get in, start the vehicle, put in in reverse/drive, and go nowhere...
Or just jack up the drive wheels... Gets em every time...