How fat, bald and goatee'd are you?

[Beej]

In keeping with the thread on how old are you, I have noticed from homepages and posts on here that it appears that a silly amount of us are pudgy-to-fat, bald-to-balding, and mustache'd-to-goatee'd.

I'll go first, I'm slightly pudgy, bald on top (ring-around-the-head) and goatee'd, you?

Discuss.

 

[DrMoab]

Fat. Only bald because I wanna be sometimes and scruffy all over.

 

[Glenn B]

not fat, not balding. Mustache, some times goat-ee, but certainly not fat, round or short.

 

[RichP]

Nope, shaved my stache about 8 months ago after 35 years, grew it after boot camp, wife almost fell over, she did squeak though , she'd never seen me without it, daughter started choking as well, she was eating breakfast when I sat down in front of her and smiled....just got the urge one morning and off it came... also I don't grow my hair anymore, got tired of ponytails, went from that to buzz cuts... 4x a year now...as soon as I have to comb it off it comes. After all those years of getting into battles with my first sgt and the sgt major, whoda guessed...
Oh, 6ft 5 and 260lbs though it is slowly rearranging itself...

 

[BajaXJ92]

not fat, not balding. Mustache, some times goat-ee, but certainly not fat, round or short.

you forgot WT.

 

[jeepguy97]

Not fat, not bald (buzz cut every week), and no facial hair. Sorry.

 

[bocaj]

im 15, 5' 8" 170 ish pounds i have a thin mustache and a full head of hair. i usually get it buzzed. i guess i dont fit in with all you old guys.

 

[XJawgi]

haha im 18 weigh 145 and have a trash stash....funny thing about it, i gurentee i can out eat any of you guys and not gain a pound..

 

[OT]

 

[Geepfreak]

I'm 5'8"
average weight
Full brown hair
Facial hair
Blue eyes

I like country music, walks in the park, rainy days and snuggling beside a fire.
and off-roading my XJ.
I don't like kids, cats or people that are fakes.
oh, and you have to like welding, dirty clothes and late nights of trail repairs!

 

[Beej]

Wow. That's just weird.....

I really didn't picture Terry wearing glasses.

 

[jeepguy97]

Wow. That's just weird.....

I really didn't picture Terry wearing glasses.

I thought he'd have more of a tan myself.

 

[Fergie]

im 15, 5' 8" 170 ish pounds i have a thin mustache and a full head of hair. i usually get it buzzed. i guess i dont fit in with all you old guys.

Its called peach fuzz, kid.

Fergie

 

[Sarge]

Let's see...43 now about 190-200lbs. Until about 2 years ago long hair past my shoulder blades, ZZ Top goatee and tats/pierced. Now short hair (due to work *frown*) with the usual bald (almost) spot in the back on top and thin in front on top, mild Pancho Villa 'stash, still tatted/pierced. Would probably have more hair except riding without a helmet is terrible on hair and also the friar tuck thing runs in the family. Got out of the Marines after 13 years and decided to go the same amount of time without cutting my hair or shaving. Made it a week short and had to cut/shave for a job that paid good.

Sarge

 

[casm]

5'9", 165lbs, clean-shaven. About 10% of that weight is the beer gut I cheerfully refer to as 'Arthur' in homage to the Guinness that caused it. Yes, I'm a skinny little bastard who looks like he's eight months pregnant.

 

[DrMoab]

I'm 5'8"
average weight
Full brown hair
Facial hair
Blue eyes

I like country music, walks in the park, rainy days and snuggling beside a fire.
and off-roading my XJ.
I don't like kids, cats or people that are fakes.
oh, and you have to like welding, dirty clothes and late nights of trail repairs!

:yelclap: :yelclap: :yelclap: :yelclap:

Don't lie about the hair though....I have seen some grey there dude.
Also....You like my kids....Who doesn't like a kid named TJ....Just TJ.

 

[planefixer]

5'-11"
205 lbs.
Almost old
Goatee
Hair is almost to my waist-not even close to bald
Some tattoos


Jeff

 

[hillbilly_jeeper]

hair down around the shoulder blades, and starting to fall out up front...at 23...now that sucks...oh well. my jeep dont care!

 

[Ramsey]

more than enough hair on my head, have the unfortunate nickname of poodle boy from my boss, its a tad curly. 6'3" 245 not fat and only have facial hair because i hate shaving

 

[GSequoia]

May be a little chunky but that's what happens when you drink all that bud. But I got all my hair, full and long in the back, but I had to cut the sides and top to get a job at the auto parts store. I still get the chicks though after my divorce, all I have to do is cruise around in my baby here and they all come at me. This car has never let me down, concieved my first kid in it when we was 15.