Crazy Neighbor stories

GSequoia said:
YOU'RE not the crazy neighbor?

You're block is f-ed up man!
Yeah, were all pretty screwed up around these parts. He's also been spotted whacking it on the front porch. He's "unstable" to say the least, about 55 always lived with his mom, mentally off for shizzle. I hope she wasnt the pillow.

RichP said:
My daughter saw the lady in the apartment across the alley way in philly getting bit of lovin from her black lab....doggy style too.... the sad part is she's pretty good looking and I always wonder if her boyfriend knows...

ttiwwp
 
RichP said:
My daughter saw the lady in the apartment across the alley way in philly getting bit of lovin from her black lab....doggy style too.... the sad part is she's pretty good looking and I always wonder if her boyfriend knows...

Get any video I'm sure you could make bank on that.
 
WaXJ_Skier said:
Get any video I'm sure you could make bank on that.

Hmmm, never thought of that, who would you sell it to ?
 
RichP said:
Hmmm, never thought of that, who would you sell it to ?
her or her boyfriend whoever offers more, Then theres always the Canadians
 
WaXJ_Skier said:
her or her boyfriend whoever offers more, Then theres always the Canadians

I guess there's always the MWC too :D :D :D
 
RichP said:
I guess there's always the MWC too :D :D :D
I was refraining from making that comment so I substituted Canadians in my post but I was thinkin it
 
our new neighbors built a berm in thier yard (not uncommon here kids and dirt bikes ya know) and then a couple hours later im hereing pop pop pop so I look out the window and see his retarded ass with his 2 sons and a number of other drunk fellow hispanics with rifles and handguns shooting into the berm, then i started hearing the house get hit,( my Dad was visiting and his truck got hit, and I found a few holes in my shed) so I yell to them that they are hitting our house and to knock it off, I get flipped off and guns awaving in my direction so I get the wife to call the cops. the cops were there in less than 5 minutes which is super fast for out here in the sticks, and arrested 4 of them on warrents and violations of thier parol as well as the weapons, drug and failure to regester as a sex offender charges.

I havent seen them at all since.

Had I had a gun Id have used it most definatly in retaliation, so Im kinda glad Im not allowed.
 
Gerr said:
arrested 4 of them on warrents and violations of thier parol as well as the weapons, drug and failure to regester as a sex offender charges.

man nice neighbors you got there geez lol
 
GrimmJeeper said:
man nice neighbors you got there geez lol
It's funny and sad but I think they abandoned the house, I havent seen or herd anyone over there since then so I really wonder if they were renting or the people who built the place. when we first moved in here we had one neighber in 1/4 mile and only 2 more in a 1/2 mile. those were the days
 
We have a couple of teen guys in the hood that think they are the shiznit and wanna be thugs.

Whenever I see them drinking and smoking in a corner by our place, or whenever they do anything against the community rules or just plain illegal, I take pictures. Then they start threatening me and they say "It's illegal to take our pictures without our permission". I say "Really? What about all those celebrity photos in your favorite mag "National Enquirer"? I can take your picture all I want. Then the thugs bring over their mother....you know because they are tough and cool...I guess they love their mother. She bangs on our door saying the same crap. I just say thank you and close the door on her.
 
WaXJ_Skier said:
I was refraining from making that comment so I substituted Canadians in my post but I was thinkin it


Coming from the guy who asked me about the women situation in the MWC......
 
Here's one of my crazy neighbor stories.

My house had two rentals next door, owned by the town slum lord.
When we first moved in, it was nothing to see the ambulance next door every weekend. The cops were there two or three times a week.

The renters next door fought constantly. It was nothing to see this couple kicking the stuffing out of each other. It was the third weekend we owned our house, and my wife and kids were moving in the next week. I get woke up about 3 am to a LOUD crash. Its the neighbors drunk and fighting. They had crashed through the plate glass storm door and fallen down the steps into the chainlink fence. They are taking turns bashing each others head into the concrete walk, and the siding on the house.

I called the cops. When the cops got my story, all the officer asked was 'who was winning'. When I answered they looked pretty much tied, he arrested both of them.

About two months later, I see the lackeys for the landlord dragging the renters junk out to a dumpster. One of them asked me if I had any idea how all the dents got in the aluminum siding.
 
w_howey said:
Coming from the guy who asked me about the women situation in the MWC......
I was more interested in the cheap houses I think I would transplant a woman if I were to move out there:laugh3:
 
WaXJ_Skier said:
I was more interested in the cheap houses I think I would transplant a woman if I were to move out there:laugh3:

As long as it's a human female thats OK, if it was a sheep you'd have to get a chastity belt for BOTH ends... :D
 
RichP said:
As long as it's a human female thats OK, if it was a sheep you'd have to get a chastity belt for BOTH ends... :D

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I don't plan on moving out there ever anyway I would miss the mountains too much.
 
An now to my Meth/Crackhead neighbors Yay!

So I got home from work this morning, as I was pulling in I noticed there was a little red POS crashed into the front of my roommate's car. There was no driver inside. I went and woke my roommate up at 6am on a Saturday morning. While I was waking him up my neighbor(from downstairs) comes kocking on the door saying that some guy had stolen the car that hit my roommates car and crashed it and run. This neighbor doesn't own this so called "stolen" car and had absolutely nothing to do with this situation. The neighbor who owns the car by this time has called the police and an officer was there by the time my roommate got dressed and out to his car. So the owner of the car is telling the cop that the car was stolen and the theif drove the car (which btw he said was not working when he went to bed the night before) 15 feet into the front of my Roomate's car. The impact pushed my Roommate's car back about 2ft. At this point the cop decides he is going to take finger prints off the both vehicles, as he goes to open the driver door of the "stolen" car he finds it locked. The owner goes inside to find the key and when they get it open there is no damage to the ignition or any evidence to suggest that it was started with anything other than the key. Basicly my roomate is fawked because this guy is lying about his car being stolen but we can't prove anything and my roommate's car which he bought about a month ago is pretty beat up.
 
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