You know you own/drive a XJ when...

[msrorysddad]

the oil leak's not that bad.

 

[msrorysddad]

and you love the phrase fold like a taco

 

[Crusher16]

...when your XJ has been squealing for the past 6 months and nothing has broken or left you stranded.

 

[Camshaft]

You have no tachometer but you know what RPM the engine's at by determining which interior panel is rattling.

 

[CherBear]

You think Jeep is sells mostly garbage now as compared to 10 years ago...

 

[FlexdXJ]

You break your oil pressure switch when you change your oil filter! (go ahead ask me how i know)

 

[vortex]

...you spend more money on oil per week gas.
...that guy behind the parts counter asks how i broke 'that' in my garage
...the local cops know you on a first make basis and it's not because your friends with them
...the landlord at your appartment sends you a monthly letter telling you 'You have to stop swapping axles in the complex'
...your so excited about your new tube doors that you drive then in 30* weather and its snowing outside(yes that would be me....)

-PJ-

 

[Ritter4.0]

Those rain gutter things and the roof are just for looks, cause if it rains outside, your XJ is wet inside too

 

[jaxes88]

when you are no longer concerned by squeaks rattles or moans

when you go around the parking lot 7 times just so you can keep busting through the same snowdrift

when youre the only one who is parked on a snowdrift and take pictures and are proud of it

when the b.g. pic on your cell phone is not a girlfriend but your jeep

 

[Timmy2XJS]

when your wife asks you to wheeling on mothers day.
when that same wife asks for an XJ for her birthday.
when that same wife kills a brand new mustang with her XJ and exclaims "XJ 1 stang 0"
when your friends dont know how to start your XJ (i tried to tell em she has feelings)
when you know EVERY other XJ driver in your town.
when you know exactly how many XJs are in the local junk yards and what is and is not on them. and what you have already took off them

 

[onyx maximus]

when you dont lock your doors couse no one else can get it started and you hope for it couse no one else can open the doors from the inside

 

[BeamMeUp]

You discover you have a death wobble while giving someone a ride.

 

[Coastie]

When your heat blower motor stays on after the Jeep is turned off.

I think my Jeep just loves me and wants me to stay warm.

 

[97XJ2]

When there are 20 possible reasons why it wont start.

 

[logdog]

When you go through the carwash and get a shower.

 

[mini=man]

When the only time your Jeep gets washed is if it rains.

Everyone knows your Jeep but cant remember your name.

You refer to your Jeep as " The Jeep" instead of "My car/Truck"

 

[gbyrnes]

When you take the key out of the ignition and then turn off the jeep. After that you put it in park.

 

[guther66]

..when you know not to open your doors or hatch while your flexing cause they wont close again

I've never had a problem with that.

 

[redneckboarder]

you hafta share the one window crank and you hope the windows arent frozen shut in the winter

 

[Red90Laredo]

hehe good one. I have 2 cranks and 4 doors.

my RR tire keeps going flat.