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A giant tennis racket?

A giant trampoline?



Forget that just stock up on amo and get your aim on

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Start your tard toss . . . "PULL!"
 
Phil said:
Would it be wrong to race the tards before flinging them to SoCal?

Why fling them?

Aren't you moving down here in a week? :kissyou:
 
Phil said:
Yeah, but I won't have room to haul any down with me.

:roll:


Tard trailer?
 
Remember that DVD several years ago "Bum Fights?" An enterprising college student paid bums on the street in SF to do ridiculously dangerous and sometimes pornographic things to each other for like $10 and a fodie of 8-ball........it was splendid. Anywho, I think we could implement something like this with our resident tards, film it, and sell DVD's to raise money for our respective chapters.

Call it "Trail Tards" or "Short buses at the Lakebed" or somthing.
 
Whoa - that's fawking weird!

Dunno if I had two windows open and brain farted or if the server brain farted.

Good call.

:dunce:
 
CRASH said:
Remember that DVD several years ago "Bum Fights?" An enterprising college student paid bums on the street in SF to do ridiculously dangerous and sometimes pornographic things to each other for like $10 and a fodie of 8-ball........it was splendid. Anywho, I think we could implement something like this with our resident tards, film it, and sell DVD's to raise money for our respective chapters.

Call it "Trail Tards" or "Short buses at the Lakebed" or somthing.

That would be too cool. TTC1 (Trail Tard Challenge 1-?). :D
 
FarmerMatt said:
It's about time to fertilize & I've got a 580K backhoe with an extendahoe... No lye needed.
Don't do that. It's such a shame to waste a good tard.
You guys out west don't know how good you have it.
Since losing Beezil and Baja we've been somewhat tard challenged east of the Mississippi.
We can't keep relying on BLoose. Eventually even he's gonna break down under all the pressure.
Yea, we have Ranger but he's not living up to the potential he first exhibited. Plus, he spends way too much time with you guys out west, sort of a Midwest wanna-tard in SoCal clothing.
Rocketman has possibilities but who's to say.

I was wondering, if I took a large trailer to this meet, can I bring some of your extras home for replanting.
We could build a fenced in breeding area where they'd be safe; sort of a tard yard, to replenish our reserves.
 
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kid4lyf said:
we've been somewhat tard challenged east of the Mississippi.

Brad, you have a good point!
Instead of spending all of this money on building rigs we can only 'wheel once or twice a year,
we could judt show up with 'tards!
We could have an yearly 'tard fest, a 'tard-A-thon, if you will.


HMMMMM,
'TARD-FEST '07
or
THE SPRING 'TARD-A-RAMA
 
seanR said:
Brad, you have a good point!
Instead of spending all of this money on building rigs we can only 'wheel once or twice a year,
we could judt show up with 'tards!
We could have an yearly 'tard fest, a 'tard-A-thon, if you will.


HMMMMM,
'TARD-FEST '07
or
THE SPRING 'TARD-A-RAMA
Wintardfest.
Wait, we already have that one.:D
 
kid4lyf said:
Since losing Beezil and Baja we've been somewhat tard challenged east of the Mississippi.

Now really Brad, don't sell yourself short.
 
GSequoia said:
Now really Brad, don't sell yourself short.
Comon, no REAL tard knows he's a tard.:gee:
 
As much as G posts "over there" I think we can claim him as a MWC 'TARD!
Hey G, how are the rep point going? :flip off smiley:

Send me that welder and winch before you hurt yourself or someone else!
 
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