Train Wreck thread

[David_Bricker]

Sure i can david. You ready?

Now you want to pull out your wallet to see if you have any money. Then you take your wallet and get in the car.Still following?
Now that you're in your car drive to the nearest store that sells LOTTERY tickets. Again remove your wallet from said pocket, open it up and remove 20 bucks. Lay it the counter and say you want to buy some LOTTERY tickets. Just make it easy on yourself and tell him Quick picks. Now if you didn't get lost going to the store(being old and all) head back home and sit in your warm house till the have the drawing.Please don't forget to go to the bathroom.This will make your wife happy.

Ok still here?
If you are, we know you lost, start all over again.

Thank you so much for the step by step instructions. This will make things much easier.

I got my wallet, and I sat in the car, but it didn't move. Do I need to do something besides tell the car I want to go to the store?

I have Depends, so the bathroom is not a problem.

Also, I need to know the numbers to play. If I select Quick Pick, I might not get the right numbers. This is the problem I've had with the lottery in the past - they won't tell me the right numbers before I play. Doesn't make sense to me.

It would be a lot easier if you just sent me the money. It would save a lot of missteps on my part. You know, 'cause I'm old and all.

David Bricker / SYR

 

[scottmcneal]

Never jump when you're old, cause it can hurt you.LOL

 

[JohnX]

Never be old, cause it can hurt you.

FIFY

 

[O-TAY XJ]

Didn't know you could jump!

 

[maxdidit]

looking at his foot he can jump but cant landarty:Hasta

 

[tone]

That looks like a 13yo foot. Does that lotion keep them looking young?

 

[sidewaysstarion]

That looks like a 13yo foot. Does that lotion keep them looking young?

I dont think the lotion and paper towel is for his foot.

 

[Vanimal]

That looks like a 13yo foot. Does that lotion keep them looking young?

why are you so familiar with 13yo feet?

 

[GSequoia]

why are you so familiar with 13yo feet?

He's probably seen your collection.

 

[scottmcneal]

They said STAY off your feet for a week, i said you don't know shit.


Darn i guess they do know. LOL
6 weeks i got to wear this thing.NO jeep, no playing in our nice temps of 90+. I hate when them young doctors know what they're saying. I got the last word in, Stay off my sand you punk as s kid.

 

[David_Bricker]

Dang old people. they just never listen, do they?

I hope your foot gets better soon, you old fart. Maybe net time, you'll listen?

David Bricker / SYR

 

[tone]

Time to order a hand throttle!

 

[scottmcneal]

I was thinking the same thing, but are you going to lift me into my jeep?

 

[tone]

Have you seen those hoist they use to get people in wheel chairs on the toilet/bed?

 

[JohnX]

Being old must suck, I broke my ankle and three bones in my foot....almost missed work....definitely didn't stop wheeling.

 

[scottmcneal]

Being old must suck, I broke my ankle and three bones in my foot....almost missed work....definitely didn't stop wheeling.

It isn't so much the ankle as it is for the heel, i cracked it long ways.. Yes about being old, it does suck for recovering. Takes a little longer.:wow:

 

[sidewaysstarion]

http://www.13newsnow.com/story/news...ashed-into-two-vehicles-in-va-beach/25213775/

 

[Nimrod]

That unibody damage can be ponded out.

 

[Nimrod]

Or pounded out.

 

[Nimrod]

On or the other.