Train Wreck thread

You poor thing. It's currently no temperature on the back porch.

I hope you shiver reading this.

David Bricker / SYR
 
David it was tons of fun meeting you yesterday on your lay over to Hawaii. I am so glad i could help you with your jeep. Remember i always willing to help out our senior citizens and i have never seen a AARP card that flipping old. ;)


Again it was a blast to see you sir.
 
David it was tons of fun meeting you yesterday on your lay over to Hawaii. I am so glad i could help you with your jeep. Remember i always willing to help out our senior citizens and i have never seen a AARP card that flipping old. ;)


Again it was a blast to see you sir.

Bwahahaha! That gives me some great ideas! Provides shade for when I move to Hawaii; colorful; safety oriented (easy to spot). The compass is a perfect touch.

David Bricker / SYR

P.S. My card just says ARP. Issued before America was formed.
 
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I think absolute zero is a bit *too* cold for beer, better switch to single malt.

Fortunately, the root cellar tempers the days of absolute zero, thereby protecting it's precious contents. We're supposed to have a heat wave next week. Highs on Tuesday all the way up to 40!

David Bricker / SYR
 
Fortunately, the root cellar tempers the days of absolute zero, thereby protecting it's precious contents. We're supposed to have a heat wave next week. Highs on Tuesday all the way up to 40!

David Bricker / SYR

David you're one sick Bast*rd. 40's. i think you are brain dead sir. just saying.:party:
 
David you're one sick Bast*rd. 40's. i think you are brain dead sir. just saying.:party:

Yes. Yes, I am. But I haven't won the lottery yet to solve that problem. Can you help?

David Bricker / SYR
 
Sure i can david. You ready?

Now you want to pull out your wallet to see if you have any money. Then you take your wallet and get in the car.Still following?
Now that you're in your car drive to the nearest store that sells LOTTERY tickets. Again remove your wallet from said pocket, open it up and remove 20 bucks. Lay it the counter and say you want to buy some LOTTERY tickets. Just make it easy on yourself and tell him Quick picks. Now if you didn't get lost going to the store(being old and all) head back home and sit in your warm house till the have the drawing.Please don't forget to go to the bathroom.This will make your wife happy.
;)
Ok still here?
If you are, we know you lost, start all over again.
 
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