This guy brings his best fishing buddy home, unannounced, for dinner
at 6:30, after fishing all day. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits
open mouthed and listens to the tirade:
"My hair & makeup are not on, the house is a f****** mess, and the dishes aren't done!
I hadn't thought yet about cooking tonight!
Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced, you stupid idiot?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married.