Got this today in a E-mail.
I'm getting on in years and probably not the best looking guy anymore. Some would even say I'm a little frayed around the edges.
But, I have a nice car, a little money, and I spend most of my time casually traveling from place to place and enjoying life.
I met a nice looking girl in a park the other evening. There was an instant spark between us.
All of a sudden, she did this cute little dance, then immediately dropped to her knees and lay on the grass at my feet.
As we lay there making love, I thought . . . . .
"Wow, these Taser Guns are really worth the money!!"