The SoCal smokeout! August 1st

Theres no way its a "turtle" per se. One of the characteristics of a turtule is the infused spine/shell system.

I could be some type of relative to one (only due to the tail and beak shaped head) but not actually a "turtle".

I like turtles... :D
 
erikwylie said:
From what I have read it is a sea turtle of some species with out the shell!
it cant be a turtle. turtles skin is attached to thier shell. if it was a turtle the outside of it would have no skin, it would be shredded. also, turtles dont have teeth, only the beak.

that aint no fking turtle.

if you want to debate the monster thing go do it in that thread. this isnt helping me want to not smoke looking at that nasty ass thing :D
 
I am no turtle xpert, only what I was searching and skimming over on the internet. Was not insuating anything. Sorry to offend the turtle population of the world!!!!

But they are tasty and make really nice boots!
 
AppleValleySlim said:
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Just to keep it fresh in peoples minds!!!!
 
I like eating turtle egss... Some Tapatio and lime and down it goes. Raw...
 
Damn... For some reason real life turtles / tortoise's look ugly as hell to me.

What and how much does that thing eat? Thats awsome.
 
Turdy eats like a pig. You could throw him an entire slice of watermelon (man cut) and he will eat it, then go for any brocolli you might have sitting around, then it would be off to the salad bar.

And Mike, maybe that is why I like the tortious so much......about the only thing uglier than me!
Heck, he is probably even older...

:D
 
Yup looking at that pic i could really see that something like Turdy easily leads me to believe that it was around in prehistoric times.
 
Jump This said:
I'm more of a tortoise kind of guy.

Have any of you met Turdy? My desert tortoise?
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How much does he weigh???? Cool pet!

I guess you guys are alike, when you roll over you need someone to help you get righted!!!!!:shhh: :cheers:
 
erikwylie said:
How much does he weigh???? Cool pet!

I guess you guys are alike, when you roll over you need someone to help you get righted!!!!!:shhh: :cheers:
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Sorry Rick, but that's funny!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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