The painting nuns

[Lawn Cher']

TWO NUNS AND A PAINT JOB

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one drop of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice boobs," says the man, "where do you want the blinds?"

 

[Beej]

Me like...

Still my favorite joke of all time:

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna ride bikes?

 

[Lawn Cher']

That's one of my fav's as well.

 

[IcedXJ]

TWO NUNS AND A PAINT JOB

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one drop of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice boobs," says the man, "where do you want the blinds?"

hahahahaha

a nun with a rack = great joke

 

[XJ Dreamin']

TWO NUNS AND A PAINT JOB

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one drop of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice boobs," says the man, "where do you want the blinds?"

Two nuns painting a room, in the nude, with no blinds on the windows. I know where I am..

 

[Ramsey]

since its jokes at the church...

 

[Michaelarchangelo]

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?




none, they just go sit in the corner and cry.

 

[Lawn Cher']

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Chero-King]

Hahahaha, good one, I like the ADHD one too. :roll:

 

[imma honky]

I have a good one, but I'm not sure it's public friendly.

 

[GSequoia]

Me like...

Still my favorite joke of all time:

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna ride bikes?

That was BG's best post ever.

 

[Ramsey]

and it didnt even have a fat girl!

 

[Lawn Cher']

That was BG's best post ever.

You're right! I couldn't remember where I had seen that before.:laugh2:

 

[Lawn Cher']

and it didnt even have a fat girl!

You are confused.

 

[Ramsey]

that i realize

 

[TheWarWagon]

Did you hear, they recalled Steve Irwin's brand of sunscreen?





























Turns out it didn't really protect against harmful rays.......:nono:

 

[Root Moose]

Did you hear, they recalled Steve Irwin's brand of sunscreen?


Turns out it didn't really protect against harmful rays.......:nono:

BOOOOOOOO!

 

[bjoehandley]

BOOOOOOOO!

X2

 

[Ramsey]

Did you hear, they recalled Steve Irwin's brand of sunscreen?



Turns out it didn't really protect against harmful rays.......:nono:

Thats awful

 

[DrMoab]

All you Steve Erwin guys need to lighten up....Crikey!