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Posting's been deleted. Must have sold.
lastara
$500, 1998 2-door roller in Hemet.
http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/pts/5377829811.html
$500 or "nest ofert".
Not a '98, certainly not with early model mirrors. Would have been interesting.
David Bricker / SYR
Hey there.
I wanted to tell you something.
You're going to be dead for a long time... you realize that, don't you?
Don't you owe it to yourself to shed all the bullshit of modern life, and enjoy the lifestyle you always knew you were meant to be living? It's been getting to you lately, hasn't it? Shouldn't you...yes, you reading this right now, shouldn't YOU be living THE JEEP LIFESTYLE?
Maybe you are asking, what is this Jeep Lifestyle? It's the lifestyle that lets you GO ANYWHERE YOU DAMN WELL PLEASE AND DO ANYTHING YOU DAMN WELL WANT. You can drive away from all your troubles. Maybe your marriage isn't going so well, and you want to (feel like you could) disappear into the Colorado wilderness to start a new life as a hermit. All you have to do is buy this puppy. It'll get you there. It's a beast.
Or it can sit in your driveway as you slowly realize that you'd never actually do that. This also is a great use for the vehicle. If you have little kids, they will love to sit inside it and pretend to be driving it while it sits. Symbiosis at work.
It is also great as a camping rig or impulse purchase.
Features:
- Striking exterior color - "Big Bird Yellow" house paint! (unsure of manufacturer, presumably Behr or equivalent quality)
- "Suggest-A-Direction" steering!
- "Suggest-A-Stop" braking!
- Instant East County cred, just add Monster Energy Drink stickers
- Speakers! Ready for YOU to finish installing (I'm getting divorced, I ain't got time for that shit)
- Weight saving "Missing Spare Tire" modification!
- Loves gasoline
- Steel bumpers and rock rails, perfect for that magnet collection of yours
- Strong like bull
Look, YOLO and all that. Buy this Jeep. Everything's going to be fine.
1998 4x4 for $2,500.
Dayum! I'd be all over that if I was in the market...