How is this?
"Listen, even if I was interested before, I am no longer interested thanks to your incredibly rude and misinformed statement. The add has terrible grammar, and effectively makes who ever reads it more stupid. I also don't see the word "two" in the add anywhere.
You should learn something called grammar, it really helps the person who is trying to read your drivel understand what the hell you are saying.
If you had answered all my questions in the first e-mail, I wouldn't have needed to keep asking them. Its rather frustrating asking three or four questions, and only having one answered at a time.
Now on to how you are wrong. One, its a Grand Cherokee Laredo, as the "Laredo" is the package, not the model. When you say Jeep Laredo, you could be speaking about either a Jeep Cherokee, or a Jeep Grand Cherokee.
In 1999, they changed the Grand Cherokee. With this change, they changed the bolt pattern from a 5x4.5 pattern, which the Chereokees, Wranglers, and early Grand Cherokees used, to a 5x5 pattern. Therefore, you are not correct, because every Jeep did not come with the same pattern. If those rims you have really did come off a 2000 Jeep Grand Cherokee, go try fitting them on a Wrangler, and have fun doing so.
I can not use these rims, and wouldn't come get them even though I was planning to this weekend.
If you are selling something, and want someone to actually buy it, learn not to be a d*ck, and if you are going to be rude, at least make sure you know what the hell you are talking about first.
That would be great.
Thanks"
