RAM-ROD
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- Libertyville IL
Crap I better not let my 35 wearing, full width DD rig know that or I am going to be doing a ton of walking...
quote of the day thread..
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Crap I better not let my 35 wearing, full width DD rig know that or I am going to be doing a ton of walking...
XJ&CHZ4ME
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- Location
- Unionville, MO
what is sad is that there was not a trick to it, just prime the pump as indicated by the sticker on the dash and turn the key...apparently making excuses was easier for him than reading the instructions. This is what we deal with daily.
Nate, that pic of the Gleaner combine remined me of a joke "why are Gleaners painted gray?" "So that you dont see all the duct tape holding them together"
that one in the pic is older than you are!
what is sad is that there was not a trick to it, just prime the pump as indicated by the sticker on the dash and turn the key...apparently making excuses was easier for him than reading the instructions. This is what we deal with daily.
Nate, that pic of the Gleaner combine remined me of a joke "why are Gleaners painted gray?" "So that you dont see all the duct tape holding them together"
yeah, tons of ancient farm equipment around me. I avoid grain trucks during harvest. Having seen the aftermath of a front wheel cming off an old international (over)loaded with soybeans last year.
What probably made the guy most angry was that he only had another few passes to make before all the corn was off.
They got it fixed a few days later. I drove by it mid repair. It was super sketchy. Back half of the combine supported by a Ford 8 or 9n with hay forks on it.... Must've broken a spindle. See comment about farmers and poorly maintained equipment :illegalflipoff:
XJosh95
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- Green Bay, WI
:yelclap::yelclap: I got a good lol out of this.cheap ass farmers and their poorly maintained equipment.
yes, that's a combine on blocks, the night before the wheel was laying alongside it.
POLAR_JEEP_04
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- Location
- Ohio
I don't want a large farva
RedHeep
NAXJA #1499
- Location
- Landenberg, PA
Receptionist - Take this cup and go through that door with the giant sign on it that says "specimen analysis".
Me - How inconspicuous.
Me - How inconspicuous.
XJ&CHZ4ME
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- Unionville, MO
just come out with the cup and wink and say "Talk about a hole in one!"
- Location
- Michigan
You know you're in the correct spot if all the playboys have the pages stuck together.
RedHeep
NAXJA #1499
- Location
- Landenberg, PA
- Location
- Michigan
It's 2012 Dan, it's smartphones in the bathroom.
Lol, I had my V done 19 years ago, in a different era. I didnt even have a cell phone.
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- 29°58'28.9"N 99°15'15.5"W
Still shoot full loads!
My great Grandfather came here from Ireland, he had five boys, every single one of them had girls, except my grandfather, my dad had one boy, me.
I have a boy and he tells me he doesn't want kids.
I may have to repopulate the Rafferty clan by myself.
Lar says she is too old and doesn't want any more kids,
There's the rub, I may have to seek outside assistance, it may take some convincing of her, but she appreciates my quest, I am sure.
I told her, here comes the quote, "We won't have to raise them, or even acknowledge them, until they are to an age that they are acceptable to have in public."
The world can never have too many drunken Irishmen!
....Always looking for a young red headed Irish gal....
My great Grandfather came here from Ireland, he had five boys, every single one of them had girls, except my grandfather, my dad had one boy, me.
I have a boy and he tells me he doesn't want kids.
I may have to repopulate the Rafferty clan by myself.
Lar says she is too old and doesn't want any more kids,
There's the rub, I may have to seek outside assistance, it may take some convincing of her, but she appreciates my quest, I am sure.
I told her, here comes the quote, "We won't have to raise them, or even acknowledge them, until they are to an age that they are acceptable to have in public."
The world can never have too many drunken Irishmen!
....Always looking for a young red headed Irish gal....
POLAR_JEEP_04
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Ohio
I wish I was shooting blanks. I don't want another kid, Heidi does I lose.
terrehautian
NAXJA Forum User
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- Terre Haute
"Never under estimate the power of sweet potato pie."
Duck Dynasty last night.
Duck Dynasty last night.
POLAR_JEEP_04
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- Location
- Ohio
I divorced my wife. She was a **** blocker!
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- 29°58'28.9"N 99°15'15.5"W
You are the Obi Wan of @$$holes
-Manchie to me on the phone today
-Manchie to me on the phone today
-me- having never met you have to agree
XJ&CHZ4ME
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- Unionville, MO
ski bum kid was trying to panhandle in front of the resort, he asked me where we were from, my reply "a place where hard work affords us a vacation like this"..he replies "man you are an asshole" my reply was a huge fart right at his face level....
Cheese "farts are more powerfull than words" Man
Cheese "farts are more powerfull than words" Man
XJosh95
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- Location
- Green Bay, WI
Poetic justice...
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- 29°58'28.9"N 99°15'15.5"W
Who is Honey Boo Boo?
-Lar, while watching TV
One of the many reasons I love her!
-Lar, while watching TV
One of the many reasons I love her!
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