quote of the day thread..

Are you 100% sure?
I'm 99.9% sure, except the one time a cable broke & one of the safety stops didn't hold. Ford Excursion dropping from 4 feet in the air= me going home to change underwear & customer never coming back.
 
"Every time we did it, we did it once." - Coworker
 
"Biscuit biscuit" - Jess Thom
 
"I'd check the tires on your truck before you go home..." - My Instructional mentor

She came to observe me teaching this morning and I let some students perform a rotation on my truck... She has no faith.
 
I need to set the scene first....
I visited my mom this afternoon, who, I think, is at the beginning of dementia or something, she says and does the craziest things...
There is a major intersection near us that has been under construction all summer long, it is where two busy four lane state highways cross, a lot of retail in the area.

"I just hate going through 251 and 173, I always end up on the wrong side of the barrels and the workers yell at me."

It may be time to evaluate mom's driving abilities...
 
Do you boys like Mexico?
 
"Your fuel pumple will be here around 11 oclock this after noon."

not sure whats wrong with me today....
 
"Your fuel pumple will be here around 11 oclock this after noon."

not sure whats wrong with me today....
You either need to stop drinking, or start. I'm not sure which.
 
"Just a reminder your mid-term grades need to be posted online today by 4pm."

"Also, the internet is down until further notice."

Me - "WTF"
 
"Maybe 3 percocets would have been better this morning"

Jennie says to me after they pull packing out of her nose.
 
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