The one on top is NOT gay, right?
quote of the day thread..
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VAhasnoWAVES
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its not gay unless the balls touch...
that's what a$$ chaps are for, covers the sack, just ask Tyler
XJosh95
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- Green Bay, WI
I'm not a bad guy, I'm just giving you hell. Nothing you haven't done to me...
"I'm your Huckleberry."
kmanxj5050
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- Reed City Michigan
"I'm nothing but nice"
-me
Just now
-me
Just now
Customizer1000
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- Ohio
Grrr why are all you Damn women crazy!!!
Me just now
Me just now
VAhasnoWAVES
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"goal, XXXX the bride to be... status, in progress."
me, last night when i got swooped up by a bachlorette party at the bar. didnt accomplish my goal... alas, titties in my face. free drinks. good night.
me, last night when i got swooped up by a bachlorette party at the bar. didnt accomplish my goal... alas, titties in my face. free drinks. good night.
Customizer1000
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Lol
XJosh95
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Alright, Walt. I'm going to suggest that you quit talking about all these womenz without pics. Picture messaging will suffice to keep the forum clean.
Customizer1000
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I'd have to agree, unless they are toothless and ruthless
VAhasnoWAVES
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sorry... when im balls deep my first thought isnt, "hey, let me get a picture and send it toAlright, Walt. I'm going to suggest that you quit talking about all these womenz without pics. Picture messaging will suffice to keep the forum clean.
!" but ill be going back to school, so ill get some Cmich ladies for you now that im a single man. 
im in detroit, not cadillac. there are a few dimes around here. :lickout:
because we need a quote, this one has been helping me a lot lately:
"people universally tend to think that happiness is a stroke of luck, something that will descend upon you like fine weather if you're fortunate enough. but thats not how happiness works. happiness is the consequence of personal effort. you fight for it, strive for it, insist upon it, and sometimes even travel around the world looking for it. you have to participate relentlessly in the manifestation of your own blessings, and once you have achieved a state of happiness, you must never become lax about maintaining it, you must make a mighty effort to keep swimming upward into the happiness forever, to stay afloat on top of it. if you dont, you will leak away your innate contentment."
just got deep....
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"Augh, swits..."
-Lar, this afternoon.
-Lar, this afternoon.
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So you're gonna tell me that dont have no Black Cats, no Roman Candles, no Screaming Meemies? Oh come on man, you don't got no Ladyfingers, Buzz Bottles, Snicker Bombs, Church Burners, Finger Blasters, Gut Busters, Zippedy-doodas, Crap Flappers? You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand and tell me you dont have any Whistling Bungholes, no Spleen Splitters, Whisker Biscuits, Honkey Lighters, Hüsker Düs, Hüsker Don'ts, Cherry Bombs, Nipsy Dazers, with or without the Scooter Stick, or one single Whistling Kitty-chaser?
xjwisconsin
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"FU&%$K THE BRITS!!"
-A. Sargent
Bonus points if shouted obnoxiously in a bar packed with tourists before every shot of jager is taken.
-A. Sargent
Bonus points if shouted obnoxiously in a bar packed with tourists before every shot of jager is taken.
Customizer1000
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Rotflmao!!!!
XJosh95
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I'll do this next St. Patty's day when I take a shot of Jameson!
RedHeep
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Your floor gets a lot of use.
poorboy87
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bmyohn
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I have a good one from the other day.
I finally got the XJ running and was bringing it back to the carport for the night. One of the other interns who lives in the apartment next door drives a stock 92 XJ. He was outside when I pulled in. I asked if he wanted to drive it. He said yes and i let him drive it around by himself. He drove it around the block and got out. He said, and I quote, "Man I'm glad I didnt get a stroker, I really can't feel any more torque out of your stroker than out of my 4.0L."
Well lets think. Your XJ has 27" tall tires with 3.55 gears and the power feels the same as my XJ with 4.10s and 40s? I would never have guessed.
Silly future Chrysler Engineering Interns...yes folks this guy will be designing your next vehicle!
I finally got the XJ running and was bringing it back to the carport for the night. One of the other interns who lives in the apartment next door drives a stock 92 XJ. He was outside when I pulled in. I asked if he wanted to drive it. He said yes and i let him drive it around by himself. He drove it around the block and got out. He said, and I quote, "Man I'm glad I didnt get a stroker, I really can't feel any more torque out of your stroker than out of my 4.0L."
Well lets think. Your XJ has 27" tall tires with 3.55 gears and the power feels the same as my XJ with 4.10s and 40s? I would never have guessed.
Silly future Chrysler Engineering Interns...yes folks this guy will be designing your next vehicle!
Customizer1000
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Bah ha ha ha, they can design stuff that's a pain to work on but never have common sense
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