quote of the day thread..

[BRIANHO13]

Me "are the dishes in the dishwasher clean?"
Her "yes"
Me "whats all over the bottom of the dishwasher?"
Her "paint, its been in there for months, maybe if you looked in there more often you would notice it"
Me " I am only looking in there now because the dishes weren't put away"

 

[seanR]

Geez, even I looked in your dishwasher....

 

[OutkastBoss]

"you guys look like two ass clowns coming straight from the butt rodeo!"

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

Me "are the dishes in the dishwasher clean?"
Her "yes"
Me "whats all over the bottom of the dishwasher?"
Her "paint, its been in there for months, maybe if you looked in there more often you would notice it"
Me " I am only looking in there now because the dishes weren't put away"

Thats funny, because I was checking out my dishwasher earlier too....she was in the shower.

Cheese "room for two" Man

 

[*89Laredo*]

"Still got that tinfoil hat on eh?"
-Brandon

Yes
-Me

 

[seanR]

"Tell Sam to go fu©k himself"
Me to the sporting goods manager at Walmart that charged me $100.00 for 60 rounds of .40

 

[87manche]

"Tell Sam to go fu©k himself"
Me to the sporting goods manager at Walmart that charged me $100.00 for 60 rounds of .40

good grief!

I would have only charged you a dollar a round.

 

[*89Laredo*]

I thought you were going to stop somewhere you crazy Bastard.

Jed

 

[*89Laredo*]

"Those guys are MAJOR assholes. They are NOT allowed on this farm"
Jed

89"local BTOs"Laredo

 

[kmanxj5050]

"The problem isn't the problem, the problem is your attitude about the problem"

Jack Sparrow

 

[seanR]

The only thing worse than a handyman electrician is a handyman electrician who thinks he also knows how to bend conduit.....

 

[87manche]

"Those guys are MAJOR assholes. They are NOT allowed on this farm"
Jed

89"local BTOs"Laredo

what's jed got against BTO?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJprEyXMrIk

 

[*89Laredo*]

Different kind of bto.

 

[BRIANHO13]

Who is in?

"I'm never going to be your dd again"
Wife after I'm navigating after drinking all day.

 

[ExTankerGuy]

"You're too old to have a subwoofer in your Jeep."

Mac to me yesterday on the trail.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Lol. I've got a sub in my jeep. It's my seccond wind.

 

[BRIANHO13]

The plant is shut down on Friday for Good Friday.
I went around asking for volunteers to help us get ahead.
One of the girls "I'm catholic I can't work"
me "it's double time and a half"
her "well I can probably do it then"
me "yup you are a good catholic"

 

[terrehautian]

oh my

Sarah this morning.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Re: Re: quote of the day thread..

Sarah this morning.

Morning wood?

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

Hahaha