jpars
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Portland OR
Now i am 18, and remember being but a freshman in high school, thinking practical jokes and sh*t was the greatest stuff on the face of the planet.
But when im driving down my nieghborhood road at 1:30 AM and see 4 little sh*ts breaking glass literally, ALL OVER the street, to the point i can see my headlights refelct back at me, trying to pop a tire (apparently thats freaking hilarious, especially when im driving on four 2week old brand new MTs), i freak out.
I loved doing funny crap- but i have never EVER been into damage to other people's things. Someone needs to teach little s***s like that a lesson.
Long story short, i had a friend in the car, im 6'2 250, playing college football next year and have been lifting weights nonstop for 7 months, and my friend is 6'1 180. I gunned the XJ up a small yard hill straight towards the bushes where these kids are hiding, put it in park, in this yard, got out and proceeded to scare the sh*t out of these kids (probably 14? 15?). Im not gonna sit here and say oh i was gonn abeat their ass, because i wasnt. But they probbaly had never recieved an oral assraping as bad as the one me and my friend gave them. I had them shitting thier pants. They then bolted into the house, so i proceeded to knock and inform their mother that if i caught them doing that again i would beat their face in. she, fuming (at the kids), asked for my name, and not wanting to get sued i told her that wasnt important, apologized for the jeep parked in her yard, swept off some glass and lightly drove away.
god just had to rant. since when is that the cool thing to do, try to pop a 650 dollar set of tires that i busted my ass at 8.50 an hour for? hopefully i gave them a little insight into how f**ked up that is.
(luckily i have a smittybilt front bumper- no liscene plate- so she didnt get anything on me that would come back to bite me in the ass)
But when im driving down my nieghborhood road at 1:30 AM and see 4 little sh*ts breaking glass literally, ALL OVER the street, to the point i can see my headlights refelct back at me, trying to pop a tire (apparently thats freaking hilarious, especially when im driving on four 2week old brand new MTs), i freak out.
I loved doing funny crap- but i have never EVER been into damage to other people's things. Someone needs to teach little s***s like that a lesson.
Long story short, i had a friend in the car, im 6'2 250, playing college football next year and have been lifting weights nonstop for 7 months, and my friend is 6'1 180. I gunned the XJ up a small yard hill straight towards the bushes where these kids are hiding, put it in park, in this yard, got out and proceeded to scare the sh*t out of these kids (probably 14? 15?). Im not gonna sit here and say oh i was gonn abeat their ass, because i wasnt. But they probbaly had never recieved an oral assraping as bad as the one me and my friend gave them. I had them shitting thier pants. They then bolted into the house, so i proceeded to knock and inform their mother that if i caught them doing that again i would beat their face in. she, fuming (at the kids), asked for my name, and not wanting to get sued i told her that wasnt important, apologized for the jeep parked in her yard, swept off some glass and lightly drove away.
god just had to rant. since when is that the cool thing to do, try to pop a 650 dollar set of tires that i busted my ass at 8.50 an hour for? hopefully i gave them a little insight into how f**ked up that is.
(luckily i have a smittybilt front bumper- no liscene plate- so she didnt get anything on me that would come back to bite me in the ass)