JP... I've been published...

Years ago there used to be a site by the name of hardcorejeep.com, or something along those lines. Before the suits at Daimler sicced their lawyers on him, he had several pages of nekkid chicks on Jeeps in his pages. I'm 99% positive "Bree" was posed on an old Willys, showing off those rock-hard fakies...
 
88flexj said:
I'd hit it. But I am just a big whore.:pig: :D


remember protection.... a haz-mat uniform may be sufficient... and don't forget the all important paper bag...


now for those who don't subscribe or want to waste money on the rag... i thought i'd post my rant... enjoy...


JP Magazine said:
every one of us likes eyecandy... but bree is eye vomit... she is hideous! how you can stand her medusa-like stare is beyond me... anyone that thinks her possible mustache, billy goat chin, horse face, stinky butt, over-inflated fun bags, stretch marks, mule toes, not to mention she looks like she smells like onion crotch, ashtrays, campsite latrine, smelly foot b-o horrible-ness... just stomach turning thinking about it...

find us an all-american girl for our all-american jeeps!
 
rokclimbertx said:
remember protection.... a haz-mat uniform may be sufficient... and don't forget the all important paper bag...


now for those who don't subscribe or want to waste money on the rag... i thought i'd post my rant... enjoy...

Stacey,While I'd still hit it, I do agree with you..:D

And no, I don't subscribe
 
Mambeu said:
If JP needs to resort to showing photos of a scantily-clad woman to sell its magazines, that's just a sign that the rest of the magazine sucks. I don't read it.

X2, What a horrible magazine, and if they think "sex" is going to sell it, well they could have picked a better looking chick. IMO Bree300 is beat!! Stacey Kiebler, Elisha Cuthbert, Brooke Burke, etc would at least be worth looking at but why not just get a MAXIM if that's what your after?
 
Good letter, and I agree. She was at PA Jeeps this summer. Yes she was friendly and attentive to her Job, but I don't believe she knows a muffler bearing from a wheel bearing. I think JP and Quadratec could do a lot better.
 
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seanR said:
X eleventy billoin!

She is a puke!
XJ_Ranger is cuter than she is!

I cut my lovely locks!


but its good to know that Sean thinks higher of me than what should be a woman... :D
 
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