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Nothing like spending three hours in the er with your daughter at 4 in the morning. Actually surprised it didn't happen earlier in her life. All tests negative so it is viral.
 
Yes, it's a bathtub with our fat asses in it farting to make the bubbles.

well I think I'll decline the hot tub, but you may get a designated driver all weekend for a spot on the floor.

then we can be cheesebag and penguin.

it has a ring.
 
well I think I'll decline the hot tub, but you may get a designated driver all weekend for a spot on the floor.

then we can be cheesebag and penguin.

it has a ring.


floor....floor you say??? Come to papa bear, you know the big soup spoon likes its little sugar spoon.
 
So my dipshit partner got another job so half way through Sunday night he left. Was supposed to work until Tuesday morning. Jack ass. Not sad to see him go that's for sure.
That said, I now have to work alone until my boss decides he wants to hire someone. He should have hired someone 2 months ago when the other night guy quit but no. Instead he will have 2 nights shifts with 1 guy on them.
Maintenance alone sucks big ones. Even if you're partner is a dipshit, it helps to bounce troubleshooting ideas off him
 
Shopping with the girlfriend and I made a comment how those sparkly panties would make my beard light up. She didn't like it, but an old lady was doubled over laughing

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when I come home from the city my beard is full of glitter, I smell like coconut body spray and I am about $1500 poorer........
 
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