Prepmech
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Only thing good for breakfast at subway is steak, egg, and cheese on flatbread with lots of peppers, jalapinos and chipoltle sauce.
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IllianaXJ
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- Southwest IN
Poptarts and coffee every morning. Substitute a Mt Dew for coffee depending on outside temp.
XJosh95
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- Location
- Green Bay, WI
I drink coffee everyday of the week. The weekend is an occasional thing. Breakfast at work is coffee from 7:30-9:30, milk & something different everyday not always a breakfast item then back to coffee around 10 till I finish that cup.
Prepmech
NAXJA Member #981
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- Neoga/Decatur, IL
Is that your secret for staying so skinny?
XJ&CHZ4ME
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- Unionville, MO
Grandpa: I'm done.
John Gustafson: Pop, I really wish you'd try the low fat bacon...
Grandpa: Well you can wish in one hand and crap in the other, and see which gets filled first!
John Gustafson: Pop, I really wish you'd try the low fat bacon...
Grandpa: Well you can wish in one hand and crap in the other, and see which gets filled first!
XJ&CHZ4ME
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- Unionville, MO
My personal favorite!!
Grandpa: What the... what the hell is this?
John: That's lite beer.
Grandpa: Gee, I weigh ninety goddamn pounds, and you bring me this sloppin' foam?
John: Ariel's got me on a diet because the doc said my cholestorol's a little too high.
Grandpa: Well let me tell you something now, Johnny. Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old. And I never exercised a day in my life. Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack?
John: Bacon.
Grandpa: Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. Now according to all of them flat-belly experts, I should've took a dirt nap like thirty years ago. But each year comes and goes, and I'm still here. Ha! And they keep dyin'. You know? Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me. Just goes to show you, huh?
John: What?
Grandpa: Huh?
John: Goes to show you what?
Grandpa: Well it just goes... what the hell are you talkin' about?
John: Well you said you drink beer, you eat bacon and you smoke cigarettes, and you outlive most of the experts.
Grandpa: Yeah?
John: I thought maybe there was a moral.
Grandpa: No, there ain't no moral. I just like that story. That's all. Like that story.
Grandpa: What the... what the hell is this?
John: That's lite beer.
Grandpa: Gee, I weigh ninety goddamn pounds, and you bring me this sloppin' foam?
John: Ariel's got me on a diet because the doc said my cholestorol's a little too high.
Grandpa: Well let me tell you something now, Johnny. Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old. And I never exercised a day in my life. Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack?
John: Bacon.
Grandpa: Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. Now according to all of them flat-belly experts, I should've took a dirt nap like thirty years ago. But each year comes and goes, and I'm still here. Ha! And they keep dyin'. You know? Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me. Just goes to show you, huh?
John: What?
Grandpa: Huh?
John: Goes to show you what?
Grandpa: Well it just goes... what the hell are you talkin' about?
John: Well you said you drink beer, you eat bacon and you smoke cigarettes, and you outlive most of the experts.
Grandpa: Yeah?
John: I thought maybe there was a moral.
Grandpa: No, there ain't no moral. I just like that story. That's all. Like that story.
<chuckle> Good on ya, Granddad! And light beer should be subtitled "making love in a canoe."
For a whole lotta years, Dad's breakfast started with 2 eggs fried in bacon grease. He was skinny as a rail, and had a cholesterol count that was so low it was almost unmeasurable.
For a whole lotta years, Dad's breakfast started with 2 eggs fried in bacon grease. He was skinny as a rail, and had a cholesterol count that was so low it was almost unmeasurable.
XJosh95
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- Green Bay, WI
Moral of the story...eat whatever the hell you want. Personally, I like to view food as an experience over sustainance.
XJ&CHZ4ME
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- Unionville, MO
right there with ya!! buffets are a place of challenge..not a place of nourishment!
Prepmech
NAXJA Member #981
- Location
- Neoga/Decatur, IL
I have lost 30lbs eating bacon and greasy eggs.
Staying away from soda and processed foods made a big difference. I stay away from anything white: flour, sugar, starches.
You hear stories of oldtimers eating that stuff and doing great, in most cases it seems they are just eating the same foods they have eaten all of their lives. Processed foods and fast food just never became part of their diet.
Staying away from soda and processed foods made a big difference. I stay away from anything white: flour, sugar, starches.
You hear stories of oldtimers eating that stuff and doing great, in most cases it seems they are just eating the same foods they have eaten all of their lives. Processed foods and fast food just never became part of their diet.
Prepmech
NAXJA Member #981
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- Neoga/Decatur, IL
Just got out of the hospital. For those not friends on facebook, my heart monitor finally caught one of my episodes. My heart completely stopped beating for 22 seconds. I have a pacemaker now, and should be able to drive again in about a week!
XJosh95
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- Green Bay, WI
Man, that's scary stuff. Glad they got it all figured out.
- Location
- bourbonnais IL
- Location
- bourbonnais IL
Glad to here your ok man
IllianaXJ
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Southwest IN
Wow, glad to hear it's finally getting straightened out!
IllianaXJ
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Southwest IN
Gotta maintain this figure somehow. The Chinese buffet 3x a week and snacking 24/7 isn't doing it.
- Location
- Far West Suburb of Chicago
Welcome back Travis!
did they ever determine what is causing the interupted heart beat.:dunno:
BOB
SC Rednek
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- Winchester TN
My opinion you've got to die from something. Eating too much good food is as good as anything, if that's what kills me in the end I'll consider it a good life
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- Columbus, In
Holy crap Travis, Glad you're doing ok. Does that mean you're coming to the trail clean up? We need someone to test how deep the mudhole is now!
