Matthew Currie
NAXJA Member #760
- Location
- Vermont, land of big clay
I almost forgot one of the hardest, because it was one of those things that shouldn't have been hard. My son had a 96 that had spent a good bit of its life near the ocean, I think. The body wasn't badly rusted at first, but every fastener on it was terrible. When he brought it over for help replacing a hub, I found it was impossible to remove the hub bolts. I cranked and yanked and finally got two off, but the third would not budge. Although the hub bolts are necked down specifically to prevent seizing in the bores, these had filled with rust. I torched the head off, and still no budge. I finally torched the ear off the hub itself, and even with the ends removed, I could not even punch out the remains of that bolt. I ended up burning it out with the torch, quarter inch at a time, until there was about an inch left which was loose enough to punch out. The job ended up taking all afternoon. Every job we tackled on that thing ended up like this. He finally got rid of it when the rust got so bad he feared loss of the rear axle from rusted spring mounts.
Another one of those "how could it be so hard" jobs was when I decided to take the rear bumper off my 99 to replace the nasty U-haul hitch with my Mopar receiver hitch. How hard can it be to take the bumper off? Well, aside from having virtually destroyed the subframe putting the old hitch in, whoever installed that hitch had replaced the bumper bolts using green Loctite. That's the stuff that's supposed never to come apart again. It took forever to get those damn bolts out, and I cut my hands to ribbons doing it, about an eighth of a turn at a time. That took most of the day, and the rest was consumed torching out and extracting the bolts and inserts that had been shoved in, and extracting the right hand nut strip that had been bent out of the way instead of utilized. XJ Hell awaits someone for that one.
Another one of those "how could it be so hard" jobs was when I decided to take the rear bumper off my 99 to replace the nasty U-haul hitch with my Mopar receiver hitch. How hard can it be to take the bumper off? Well, aside from having virtually destroyed the subframe putting the old hitch in, whoever installed that hitch had replaced the bumper bolts using green Loctite. That's the stuff that's supposed never to come apart again. It took forever to get those damn bolts out, and I cut my hands to ribbons doing it, about an eighth of a turn at a time. That took most of the day, and the rest was consumed torching out and extracting the bolts and inserts that had been shoved in, and extracting the right hand nut strip that had been bent out of the way instead of utilized. XJ Hell awaits someone for that one.