Funniest bumper stickers you have ever seen?

[Churchlady]

LOL...

Some good ones in this thread.
I've got a few from memory:

"Gun control means using both hands."
"My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car."
"My dog was student of the month at the local public school."
"My child doesn't get self-esteem from a bumper sticker."
"Imagine Whirled Peas."
"Pave the rainforest."
"Stop global whining."
"Liberalism: the haunting fear someone, somewhere can help themselves."
"Don't laugh. It's paid for."
"Peace through superior firepower."
"Work union or work hard."

Those are great and I've never seen half of them. Thanks!! Two other oldies but goodies: "Drive 80 & freeze a Yankee" (from the Carter gas-shortage years), and the best bumper sticker of all time (from the Jesus People/Jesus Freaks of the 70s):

"If God is dead He died laughing".

 

[play_in_the_mud]

Me being a fat kid my favorite:

Fat people are harder to kidnap!

 

[MoabXJeeper]

Some quickies I've seen around, sorry if they've been posted before.

If you don't like how I'm driving, THEN GET OFF THE SIDEWALK!

Chicks dig body damage.

This one's not an actual bumper sticker, but I think it's appropriate to post it here:

You could drive off a cliff and die.
You could run into a tree and die.
You could drive into a river and die.
Or you could stay home, fall off the couch and die.
Jeep Moab

 

[churky89]

Used to have the address for this sticker..was a jeeper in Tennessee

OOps biggern I thought :laugh3:

 

[red91]

saw one on an old Korean War vets ride...it read..

Not so Lean,
Not so Mean,
STILL a Marine.

When he stopped at a stop sign I saluted him, and got one big old smile and a salute back.

Something tells me that old man could still roll most of the hacks he comes up against.

 

[TRNDRVR]

"Work union or work hard."

 

[red91]

I saw even a better one today....

"Canada Kicks A$S" but at what ? Curling ?

 

[Beej]

I saw even a better one today....
"Canada Kicks A$S" but at what ? Curling ?

One of my favorites:

I love Canadians...Everyone Should Own One!

 

[motorman]

On the back of an old jeep driven by one of those "long haired freaky people"

Driving out of a purple haze on my way up a stairway to heaven

One I saw in Tellico last year................

Dieing of natural causes is for Wimps (cleaned up for public consumption)

 

[red91]

One of my favorites:

I love Canadians...Everyone Should Own One!

I hear the voice of experience...somewhere...WE DO OWN CANADA !

 

[d10shun]

Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

 

[RockTracXJ]

From Colorado Springs, headquarters of Focus on the Family:

"Focus on your own damn family"

 

[JEEParon]

i was fallowing a car that had a sticker that sed..

"get out of my way or i'll eat you"

sure enough as i drove by it was some huge chick driving....

i guess she doesnt mind making fun of herself lol

 

[allthingsoffroad]

"the liver is evil it must be punished"

 

[foxwar71]

How's My Driving? Call-
1-800-GOFUCKURSELF

I'm not speeding,
I'm qualifying

I'm not tail-gating,
I'm drafting

 

[hillbilly_jeeper]

Seen in the back window of a chevelle this week.."My car was built using tools, not chopsticks."

 

[hoytinak]

Seen in the back window of a chevelle this week.."My car was built using tools, not chopsticks."

That's good, I gotta get one of those for the T-Bird.

 

[94XJ4x4]

not sure if this has been said before but it cant hurt to check. I saw one on someones jeep that read "Warning: Insanity has replaced reason in the modification of this vehicle." or something like that. I'm going from memory here.

 

[bjoehandley]

Used to work with a big hockey fan who had this on his plate holder on his Escape.

"Give Blood, Play Hockey"

 

[jcr23]

"Beer. Helping white guys dance since 1896"