Funniest bumper stickers you have ever seen?

[jeepinandy]

My other car is a peice of sh&t too
dont laugh your daughter may be in here
if you pass me you will get shot
if you can read this it is already to late (small sticker)
by the time you read this i could have already kicked your ass (karate instructor)
if i'm drving slow i'm reloading

 

[wolfepack215]

"Only 9 of the 10 voices say don't shoot"
"If you run, you'll only die tired" Sniper
""There is nothing in this vehicle worth losing your life over"
"The last driver that hit me is still in recovery"

 

[Rocketman]

A new one I obtained:

WHY is my OIL under their SAND?

 

[prb24]

"Condoms are cheaper than diapers"

"If you're against logging, try wiping your ass with plastic toilet paper"

On the back of a garbage truck..."All you can eat buffet"

And my current favorite (those of you who have been there will understand, but it is universal)...

"ITHACA, NY...10 SQUARE MILES, SURROUNDED BY REALITY"

 

[dyna]

Seen one on the back of this old dudes truck;
Smile ladies,its the second best thing you can do with your lips.

 

[zfinger]

I dont want to read all 11 pages, so this may be a repost...

-HUMMERS ARE FOR DICKS
-DOMESTIC ASSAULT(with a cartoon di-cut picture of a big truck running over a little honda)

A friend of mine walked up to a Honda with a huge ugly body kit and cheap coilovers at the dragway and asked him "Is your bumer melting off?" and "how many bag of concrete does it take to make the car that low?"

 

[red91]

Seen one on the back of this old dudes truck;
Smile ladies,its the second best thing you can do with your lips.

vertical limit...one of the best lines in the movie...

 

[Lawn Cher']

I saw one a few weeks ago that made me chuckle...


"Who funded Rembrandt?"

 

[red91]

I saw one a few weeks ago that made me chuckle...


"Who funded Rembrandt?"

jewish diamond merchants..

 

[bshaw]

"Thank you for not breeding"
"I love my penuis"

 

[zfinger]

D.A.M
Mothers Againt Dislexia (I spelled wrong that wrong)

 

[Rocketman]

There's also DAMM Drunks Against Mad Mothers

 

[Phillip]

"this juvenile delinquent if f@%$ing your honor student"
"Jesus forgives, Rocks dont"
"If i wanted your opinion id take my dick out of your mouth"

 

[Jr.Jeeper]

"Horn Broken Watch For Finger"

 

[RKBA]

Where I live in NC is a HUGE tourist trap for folks from PA,NY,NJ, and MD. Quite a few of the locals have a sticker that says, "Happiness is a North Bound Yankee"


I also like the one with a picture of Hitler doing his little psycho-salute and is captioned, "all those in favor of gun control, raise your hand."

 

[SoCalMJ]

Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for thou are crunchy & taste good with catchup.

 

[prb24]

I just remembered this one...

"My Jeep is not an SUV...Your SUV is not a Jeep" :laugh3:

 

[theschwarz1]

"H2 Recovery Vehicle"


On a VW Rabbit......now that was funny!

 

[ladywolf]

i saw a good one the other day, one of my pilots had it on his truck

"dont tell mom i'm a helicopter pilot, she thinks i play piano in a whorehouse" (sorry for the word, but had to put it in as thats what was on the bumper sticker"

 

[PIDGEON]

i can get a hummer in my jeep
but you cant get my jeep in your hummer

This is the best one I have seen. Let me know where i can get one or I am going to have one made. I hope the wife sees the humor in it.