Funniest bumper stickers you have ever seen?

[BSD]

There is one in a small bar in teh middle of nowhere in Western Oklahoma. It sits on teh wall behind the register....
"Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole damned chicken!"

 

[MudDawg]

I can't freakin' believe i read the whole thread :laugh3: ..."Save the forest, wipe yer ass with a spotted owl"....now thats funny....I gotta git me one of them. My dads favorite from long ago....Haul ass, Hell ain't half full.

 

[casm]

Not a bumper sticker, but a licence plate frame rather appropriately seen on an AMG S-Class Mercedes the other day:

"No, I'm not a pro football player or drug dealer."

 

[dphillips]

If it can't be fixed with duct tape or silicone, it can't be fixed.

 

[XJClassic]

Seen on the back of early '90's Range Rover

"Money talks... Mine says goodbye."

 

[noresttill]

I saw a yellow ribbon sticker that said "I love ribbons" in it.

despite the intention to unify, you must admit the ribbon and braclets are getting silly.

I bet if all the money people spend on ribbons, car flags, and braclets were just given to the uso or salvation army...gggrrrrrr...

I thought it was a funny sticker anyways

 

[BlueGerbil]

After the latest elections: "Stop complaining, I haven´t voted for them"

 

[footdale]

An old granny that looked like she was 92 years old had a bumper sticker on her buick that read:
"If you aint short you aint shit"

 

[noresttill]

Toyota Racing Development

I think its funny to watch ricers put TeRD on their cars

 

[ExTankerGuy]

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it's in English, thank your military!

 

[red91]

DISSENT is the highest form of PATRIOTISM -

Thomas Jefferson


saw that one this morning...thought it very apropriate

 

[XJ_ranger]

If you drink - Dont park











accidents cause children...

 

[P1atinum]

Saw this one a few weeks ago.. Love it

BUSH
Like a rock, only dumber.

and one I want for the back of the XJ.

(arrow point up) THIS END UP!

 

[frankenjeep]

happieness is a betl-fed wepon

 

[Chero-King]

Im only friends with you 'cause your mom is hot.

 

[Grizzley]

On the back window of Justpunchit's rig:

If I wanted a hummer
I'd date your daughter

or something like that.

 

[zfinger]

I had that made at the local sign store for $5, I should have had it made a bit bigger

 

[bjoehandley]

Looks like the perfect size and position for any Hummer behind you in traffic.

 

[andrew2516]

I seen one once that said "KERRY IS GAY" made out of like mail box stickers. It was ont he back of some beat ass chevy.

 

[red91xj]

you know those ones that say

"silly boys trucks are for girls"? saw one the other day that said

"STFU BITCH! TRUCKS ARE FOR MEN. Now get in the kitchen and make me a sammich."