Funniest bumper stickers you have ever seen?

[JohnJohn]

A few of my favorites:

"Chicks dig it, Rocks Fear it"
"Save the Rocks"
"Will Work for Rocks"
"Body Damage Builds Character"
"My kid beat up your honor student"
"Honk if parts fall off"

Got this on the hood above the grill at my favoor riiite restaurant.

 

[ROKTAXI]

On the back of a convertable with an obvious "flaming" driver:

I M 1 R U 2 ?

 

[JohnJohn]

I'm gonna get this one made up.

 

[OT]

I'm gonna get this one made up.

I'd buy it.

Or make one that says,"My Other Rig Is An IBM."

 

[Ramsey]

I'd buy it.

Or make one that says,"My Other Rig Is An IBM."

now thats some funny sh** i dont care who ya are

 

[luvdaxj]

My boss has one on his buggy that says " Caution: Vehicle may crash or detonate with no apparent cause"

 

[bchulett]

This is kinda related ...

I need a new plate for my XJ ... about six months ago I was trying to think of a good personalized plate that would be unique and says it all ...

So my girlfriend comes up with the following:

HUM THIS

At the time I checked with the DMV and it was available ... THAT was six months ago. I just checked again the other day and somebody nabbed it in California ...

I imagine its still open season in other states ...

 

[Geepfreak]

Just saw this one this weekend....


"Howdy Damn It"

 

[new96XJheeper]

Remember back in the day when hanson was "cool"? dig this "HONK if you love HANSON, then drive into a tree" or "Dont drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your beer"

 

[JohnJohn]

"HONK if you love HANSON"

HONK HONK HONK opps, wrong Hanson

 

[DrMoab]

Go braless....It will pull the wrinkles from your face!

 

[Silverstreak01]

i can get a hummer in my jeep
but you cant get my jeep in your hummer

 

[Rob Mayercik]

Heard about this one on a local radio station, haven't seen one (yet):

"Help stop repeat offenders: Don't re-elect them!"

Saw these many years ago:

"Welcome to New Jersey, now go home!"

"Will the last person to leave New Jersey please turn out the lights"

Rob

 

[hologram]

I saw this in my rear view mirror on the front of a big 4-runner.
Slower traffic move the the right -->

If you can read this shoot my spotter.

driver carries on $40...in amunition.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am osifer!

I'm sottal tober.

There's to much blood in my drug stream.

 

[Steve-o94XJ]

LOL...

Some good ones in this thread.
I've got a few from memory:

"Gun control means using both hands."
"My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car."
"My dog was student of the month at the local public school."
"My child doesn't get self-esteem from a bumper sticker."
"Imagine Whirled Peas."
"Pave the rainforest."
"Stop global whining."
"Liberalism: the haunting fear someone, somewhere can help themselves."
"Don't laugh. It's paid for."
"Peace through superior firepower."
"Work union or work hard."


A couple I saw while in Hawaii:

"Welcome to Hawaii. Now go home!"
"Slow down! This isn't the mainland!"

 

[red91]

"Hinkley's not really FROM Texas."

Being made now, shipping soon.

i like. I 'll take 3 of those and one of these...

Hinkley shot Reagan. It can be an inside thing.

 

[luvdaxj]

"I'll show you how we do it at the trailer park."

 

[IH8RDS]

"Save the trees Eat more beaver"

"I miss my ex allot. But my aim is getting better"

 

[karstic]

If God didn't kick Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden, the Sierra Club would have.

 

[hologram]

"If guns kill people, then matches cause arsin."
"I like toyotas, they tast like chicken"
"Temp aliens, Drive naked"