flower bandit

[PhunkXJ]

I haven't done enything to piss anyone off that I know of.

we do have a motion light that lights up the almost the entire yard between the dettached garage and house. I also made sure all 4 exterior garage lights were on and my back porch light. The backyard was lit like x-mas last night.

I'm going to look into the game camera, what I have now is only good for 90 mins. then I have to rewind the tape and I can't get the greatest angle.

do the game cameras flash? I'm afraid whoever it is would obviously see that and try to steal the camera to protect themselves also.

 

[Rev Den]

Infrared.

Rev

 

[red91]

just hook a hand grenade to it so when the take it the slip the pin....boom!

 

[Lincoln]

I know who took them. :shhh:

 

[seanR]

Had a problem with kids in our hot tub at night this winter.

My first thought was to put a motion detector out side, but put the light inside, when the little bastards came into the porch, they would turn a light on in the bed room, go out the front door and around back, BINGO, I would have them.
-The problem, You need to get there right away, I am sure they run as soon as they grab the plant.

My second thought was the game camera Rev was talking about, they have "night vision" and only take a picture when something or one triggers the motion detector.
-The problem, you have a picture, OK, what are you going to do with it, put it in the post office.
I am sure the Cook County LEOs have bigger fish to fry than plant nappers.

Try one of those ides.

OR, fill the pots with rotten meat, add 10 points for maggots, I bet they wont steal one again!

Gross, but it would work!

 

[Lawn Cher']

Get a dog, let it sleep outside at night.

 

[Rev Den]

I GOT IT!

Leave your window treatments open.

Walk around in only your undies...or less.

Catch them when they look thru the window!

PERFECT!



Rev

 

[woody]

Get a dog, let it sleep outside at night.

 

[Dirt]

Scare them with slobber? :dunno:

 

[woody]

I don't want to kill anyone, just scare the shit out of them and let them know not to take stuff from me.

Make plastic explosive gophers ala Caddyshack, and wire them to detonate (behind them) when the mulligan swipes your flowers... they won't come back

 

[woody]

Scare them with slobber? :dunno:

Does that look like a droolin dawg?

Underneath those meatflaps, be some teefs.

OTOH when ya consider the feed bill, replacing the plants weekly would be cheaper.

 

[HaleYes]

I GOT IT!

Leave your window treatments open.

Walk around in only your undies...or less.

Catch them when they look thru the window!

PERFECT!



Rev

I think I have a new carrier as a flower bandit.
Off to Chicago.....

 

[bjoehandley]

I think I have a new carrier as a flower bandit.
Off to Chicago.....

Can't wait to hear the local Fox affiliate try to call this one an act of terrorism............

 

[PhunkXJ]

I was gonna booby trap the flower baskets, but I just drank way too many beers and it's hot outside so I think Rev's idea is a good one.

 

[HaleYes]

I was gonna booby trap the flower baskets, but I just drank way too many beers and it's hot outside so I think Rev's idea is a good one.

:shocked:
I'm on my way.........

 

[Gil BullyKatz]

Neopolitan Mastiff's make for poor protection and sloppy homes...

Now a Cane Corso, Fila Brasileiro or a Presa Canario...

Maybe...

I say boobytrap the fawkers...

got mousetraps?

hell... rig the dirty oil to pour on their heads

 

[PhunkXJ]

I should have known the flower bandit would call me!

:confused1

 

[Lincoln]

He He. You said booby.

 

[woody]

He He. You said booby.

Yes he did... we tried to keep it civil, but...

This thread is now worthless without boobies

I'd still recmomend a way to blast their theiving ego into shock & awe... but iI am spoiled in geography... Parts is Parts

 

[Lincoln]

Yes he did... we tried to keep it civil, but...

This thread is now worthless without boobies

I'd still recmomend a way to blast their theiving ego into shock & awe... but iI am spoiled in geography... Parts is Parts

All I have to say is 110V. It also picks up people that pee on plants. Make sure it's not hooked up to a GFI, they have a tendency to ruin good fun.