Dog farts

[riverfever]

Ya know how a lot dog's sniff their cornhole when they fart? Like...they can get right up on that thing. Well...I don't know what's gotten into this b!tch but she's been rippin' sh!t all day and they are so bad that she's not even flinching. It's like she knows what's up. It's kinda got me thinking. You know how we just know when one's gonna be lethal before it even comes outta the chamber? I don't know if it's the internal rumbling or just the temperature that gives it away but...you just know when something brutal is coming? Do ya think dogs know that too? Maybe she's thinking, "Holy crap this is gonna be bad...I'm not even gonna get my nose anywhere near that area."

Discuss

-river

 

[RyanM]

LMAO, my golden retriever used to rip them, then he'd turn around stunned, like -what was that?

 

[AJPulley]

OMFG, this is hilarious.

 

[RichP]

We had a 135lb saddle back german shepard, SOB would let one loose and then leave. He'd cut one in the kitchen while I was reading at the counter then head into the TV room and lay down. I'd move, settle down in the barca lounger in the TV room and he'd rip another and vamoose into the living room where he'd rip another as soon as I got comfotable. You can't tell me dogs don't have a sense of humour.. I watched him couple nites later do it to my father...

 

[riverfever]

I absolutely think they have a sense of humor. Right now my dog is totally snuggled with the wife on the couch. I think Heather's about to throw up. The dog couldn't be any closer to her. Every once in a while the remnants of one drift over my way and it aint pretty at all. Do you guys think that if you could get a fart inside a Ziplok baggy and seal that baby up...it would stay in there? Like...could I ship it to someone? We could do it cuz we can lay on our backs and kick the feet up over our heads but it's gonna be tough with the dog. The logistics of it are probably not good.

 

[RichP]

Hmmm, capture one with a balloon and straw.
Insert straw up dogs ass with baloon attached, squeeze dog.
Substitute inflateable catheter if the dogs skittish....

 

[riverfever]

Rich....that's just sick man. I mean...you really took my dog fart thread to whole new level. I guess I can't have anything nice. :tears:

 

[RichP]

Heck, Ive been known to eat pickled eggs and beer just before going to bed the nite before a meeting I didn't want to attend...

 

[funvtec]

Hmmm, capture one with a balloon and straw.
Insert straw up dogs ass with baloon attached, squeeze dog.
Substitute inflateable catheter if the dogs skittish....

to funny :roflmao:

 

[89Wagoneer]

I can't see why bagging it wouldn't work, lol. My buddy farted in a paper cup once and cupped the top with his hand. Then he made his sister smell it and she got sick. :roflmao:

 

[tetsulo]

My dog would fart and vacate as well...

Sometimes with a real sweet rip he would stare at his butt in astonishment.

I used to sneak up on him while he was sleeping and fart right in his face to even the score.

Matthew

 

[d10shun]

Try changing the dog's food. We went from Eukanuba to Nutro and that pretty much eliminated all gas.

 

[riverfever]

She eats Nutro and I'm very happy with it. I do not like playing with her diet. It's very strict and she never gets table scraps. Not sure why all the gas today. Maybe she secretly got into the Little Debbies? I hate to let it go to waste though. This smell could stop world wars.

 

[Ralph]

We had a 135lb saddle back german shepard, SOB would let one loose and then leave. He'd cut one in the kitchen while I was reading at the counter then head into the TV room and lay down. I'd move, settle down in the barca lounger in the TV room and he'd rip another and vamoose into the living room where he'd rip another as soon as I got comfotable. You can't tell me dogs don't have a sense of humour.. I watched him couple nites later do it to my father...

That's too funny. I had a shepherd that did the same thing. He'd be laying on his side sleeping then he'd pick his head up and look at his ass as if to say, "My gawd! Did I do that?" then he'd quickly leave the room. We learned to follow him out of the room in short order.

My labs just sigh contendedly and sleep on. Sick bastards.

 

[johnlv6]

Dog farts aside...i want to get a dog one of these days . I'll have to wait till i have a more stable schedule though.

 

[JohnJohn]

My lab eats Nutro too, hers are deadly...the kind you almost taste a few minutes later. Large Breed Lamb and Rice...funny it doesn't make the beagle blow as$.

 

[azdesertrhino]

My wife was wondering what I was sitting here laughing about. I told her and she just shook her head! Go figure. Very funny though!:roflmao:

 

[XJ Jeepin Girl]

Dogs are disgusting.... bleh. lol... : /

 

[riverfever]

See...women just don't get it. They don't sit there and look at a dog and think about how they could harness the power of that stench with a Ziplok baggy. I mean...you could really ruin someones day. If you received a baggy like that in the mail....would you open it?

 

[johnlv6]

See...women just don't get it. They don't sit there and look at a dog and think about how they could harness the power of that stench with a Ziplok baggy. I mean...you could really ruin someones day. If you received a baggy like that in the mail....would you open it?

You need to put a couple cookies in the bag before harnessing the power of the fart....that would fool your intended recipient into thinking they were getting a harmless bag of cookies (which happened to be filled with dog fart) .