Dog farts

That is sheer brilliance right there. Hey so....what's your address?
 
When my dad used to work nights he would eat the TV dinners and let the dog lick them at round 3:00pm right before he left to work. One night, I think it was the Salisbury steak and gravy, gave the lab the worst farts know to man. The dog was farting for hours and the smell was so bad it would singe the hairs in your nose. From then on no more TV dinners for the ole lab.
 
Actually the most gross smell here in the US is rotten potatoe, it would make a budda statue heave...
 
I wonder how such a nasty smell comes from Rocky. He's such a littl dog, I don't know how he generates such nastiness.
I like the cookies in a ziploc idea, you sick bastids.
 
You got nothin..my "puppy" is 10 months old and weighs 132 lbs......let her drink some beer and eat some BBQ and you have to leave the damn county. The whole backyard smells.

English Mastiffs are fun, big and lazy. You should see her and my moms St. Bernard play tug a war. Her dad weighed 250, shes gonna be huge.
 
LMAO! I'm laughin and tearin up because that was some funny stuff
 
LOL OMG this thread is hilarious!


my best friend in high school had a chihuaha (spelling sucks, sorry) and that dog ripped one one day in her dads trucks...we all about vomited.

the littler the dog, the worse the fart.


speaking of such...can i ship my company executive officer to yall? he alone is a biological weapon in the making
 
ladywolf said:
LOL OMG this thread is hilarious!


my best friend in high school had a chihuaha (spelling sucks, sorry) and that dog ripped one one day in her dads trucks...we all about vomited.

the littler the dog, the worse the fart.


speaking of such...can i ship my company executive officer to yall? he alone is a biological weapon in the making
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Sheeet, you shoulda smelled that farts we cut after 3 months of powedered eggs and sterilized milk, theres a reason why the interior of a submarine is painted green, it ain't paint :D :D :D :D
 
While we're (sorta) on the subject - what's with that stoned look you see on cats after they get done licking their arses?

Cat won't eat the food you give it - but goes over in the corner and licks his arse. They should just make arse-flavoured catfoor, y'think?

5-90
 
Whatever it is/was that got into my dog yesterday was awful. She took 4 sh!ts trying to rid her poor body of the toxins. The living room smelled like there was a rotting cow hidden somewhere.
 
riverfever said:
See...women just don't get it. They don't sit there and look at a dog and think about how they could harness the power of that stench with a Ziplok baggy. I mean...you could really ruin someones day. If you received a baggy like that in the mail....would you open it?
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Why would anyone in their right mind wonder about that? Oh yeah... it's called men. :laugh:
 
riverfever said:
Do you guys think that if you could get a fart inside a Ziplok baggy and seal that baby up...it would stay in there? Like...could I ship it to someone? We could do it cuz we can lay on our backs and kick the feet up over our heads but it's gonna be tough with the dog. The logistics of it are probably not good.
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As sick and twisted as it may sound, I will happily give you my address to test that theory. It's all in the interest of science...and just plain old curiosity. My beagle used to let some that could linger at nose-level for a few minutes. Always wished I could learn that talent... :D Sounds like something they should tackle on Mythbuster's.
 
Dude....that's a sweet offer. The dog is so damn unpredictable though. Perhaps I could set something up after my routine Friday night at Fiesta Mexicana? Maybe I'll come home and top of the tank with a bit of cole slaw?

My only concern is that you are a ways from me. It would be interesting though. PM me your address if you're really interested and I'll see what happens this weekend.

You're a good man.

If we actually do this, do you want me to put a couple of cookies in the baggy as was so wisely suggested?
 
Man, mexican food combined with the awe-inspiring cole slaw? You sure that won't melt the bag?

The distance would make the test that much better. If you send me that bag, and the smell is still bad enough to make me want to vomit, think of the fun that can be had from then on. No one is safe.

As for the cookies in the bag... I already know what's coming when I open that bag, the illusion of tasty cookies won't sway my decision to open it or not. My concern would be that the cookies themselves may absorb the smell, or, give off to much of their own scent. Perhaps one bag with cookies in it and one bag just containing the product would be a better idea. :)
 
Two bags is a good idea. Friday night will be muey caliente. When it gets to your door it will hopefully be not so bueno. :passgas:

Anyone else want in on this action? If everything goes as normal...I should have some to spare.
 
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