wolfpackjeeper
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Cheezy jokes.....lets hear em
- Thread starter Curtis_H
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these were some extras I had laying around, feel free to borrow them.
- Location
- Rainy side of Washington
Punctuation is the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle jack off a horse"... a fairly big difference :shocked:
(and somewhat in line with the original subject of this thread...)
(and somewhat in line with the original subject of this thread...)
wolfpackjeeper
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- 500' and 500KCAS, RAF lakenheath
Kinda like how Mary saw that mouse unpacking her trunk too, right?
tbburg
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Scottsdale AZ
The punctuation I'd need:
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- Location
- New Jersey
Little boy blue. He needed the money.
Jack and Jack when up the hill with 75 cents each. Jill came back down with a buck fifty.
There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary an those who don't.
A rolling disk gathers no MOS.
ASCII a stupid question, you get an EBCDIC answer.
Little known fact about Middle Earth: The Hobbits had a very sophisticated computer network! It was a Tolkien Ring...
I take no responsibility to those MAMEd or injured by the puns contained within this post.
--Matt
Jack and Jack when up the hill with 75 cents each. Jill came back down with a buck fifty.
There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary an those who don't.
A rolling disk gathers no MOS.
ASCII a stupid question, you get an EBCDIC answer.
Little known fact about Middle Earth: The Hobbits had a very sophisticated computer network! It was a Tolkien Ring...
I take no responsibility to those MAMEd or injured by the puns contained within this post.
--Matt
- Location
- Rainy side of Washington
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
Microsoft Windows 2000: 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell on top of a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
(the 4 bit part isn't strictly true... but I'll spare you guys the nerdy details)
GrimmJeeper
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- Gardena, CA
BigDude
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Charleston, SC
What do you call a vegitarian with diarrhea...................A salad shooter.
And
What did the fish say when is swam into a wall?...........................Dam!
And
What did the fish say when is swam into a wall?...........................Dam!
- Location
- New Jersey
What to you call a snack eaten after a having to do 4 epoxy jobs with the same batch of fast setting hardener?
A Post-Epoxylyptic Brownie.
...I'll be here all week, be sure to tip your waitress.
--Matt
A Post-Epoxylyptic Brownie.
...I'll be here all week, be sure to tip your waitress.
--Matt
Peckerwood
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Sacramento, California
Hahahahahahaha!!!
- Location
- Charlotte NC
What do you call an anorexic girl w/ a yeast infection?...
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quarter pounder with cheese.
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quarter pounder with cheese.
- Location
- WA state
A black guy and a mexican guy open a restaurant, what is it called?
NACHO MAMA!
NACHO MAMA!
- Location
- Rainy side of Washington
Well we finally know why Tiger Woods does what he does... his dad's dying words to him were "son, concentrate on golf. Screw everything else."
tigerchief
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- here
More pun than cheesy...but they're still gouda
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
A will is a dead giveaway.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
A calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
A will is a dead giveaway.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
A calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
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bigalpha
Moderator
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- Tucson, AZ
Copy/Paste fail.
That looks horrible.
That looks horrible.
Ralph
NAXJA Member #149
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- Lubbock, Texas
I refuse to read that many crappy jokes.
Swamprat
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- little Tijuana
what is the difference between Obama and facebook?
Facebook actually changes stuff
Facebook actually changes stuff
- Location
- Rainy side of Washington
What do you call a failed lawyer?
Senator.
Senator.
tigerchief
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- here
- Location
- Rainy side of Washington
Just in case you need to fix something like that again - a good starting point is the "Remove Text Formatting" button:
Click anywhere in the post editor text field, hit ctrl-A, click Remove Text Formatting button, profit!
Cheesy pun I came up with last night: A beer in the hand is worth two in the busch
Click anywhere in the post editor text field, hit ctrl-A, click Remove Text Formatting button, profit!
Cheesy pun I came up with last night: A beer in the hand is worth two in the busch
