Chased by the Bear[FONT=System,Helvetica] [/FONT][FONT=System,Helvetica]Chased by the Bear [/FONT]
[FONT=System,Helvetica][/FONT][FONT=System,Helvetica][/FONT][FONT=System,Helvetica] Once there were these two backpackers who see a bear begin to charge them so one backpacker takes off his hiking boots and puts on running shoes.
His companion says, "You'll never outrun the bear, why are you putting those on?"
The guy with the running shoes replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you."
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Got all the Equipment[FONT=System,Helvetica] [/FONT][FONT=System,Helvetica]Got all the Equipment [/FONT]
[FONT=System,Helvetica][/FONT][FONT=System,Helvetica][/FONT][FONT=System,Helvetica] A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read.
One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap.
The wife decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake so she rowed out, anchored the boat, and started reading her book.
Along comes the sheriff in his boat, pulls up alongside and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading my book," she replies as she thinks to herself, 'Is this guy blind, or what?'
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"But, Officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"
"But you have all this equipment, Ma'am. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that I will charge you with rape," snaps the irate woman.
"I didn't even touch you," grouses the sheriff.
"Yes, that's true....but you have all the equipment..."
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