You know you own/drive a XJ when...

you wife is also an XJ nut and you both trade jeep parts for holidays.

god i love my woman
 
...when every time you fill up with gas you also dump in a quart of oil.

...when your seat breaks and your wife tells you to just buy another one for parts because it's the same price and you know you'll need more parts soon.

...when the leaks stop you know it's time to add more fluid.

...when you buy it for $5000, put $10000 into it and can sell it for $500.
 
When it works it takes you to far away places and a couple of junkyards
When it doesn't work it takes you to the parts store or local bank/ whichever is closer.
 
Dont forget to remove the back hatch, it'll help with your flex. lol

and who needs those "frame rails" when the entire rest of the jeep is a frame too?
 
When Death wobble makes you happy and sad.
happy because you get to work on it
Sad because you almost $h!t your pants when it happened.
 
guys driving a wrangler give you dirty looks after they read the large sticker on the back of your XJ that reads "Wranglers are for Cheerleaders"

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...when seeing that signature D44 pumpkin under someone's DD makes you die a little inside.

...when you have actually eyed a stock jeep in your color/year for parts

...you stop and look at lifted XJ's to see if they're "for real" or show.

...when that wrangler owner told you that you wouldn't be able to get up there, you look at him and smile...

...you have 4gb of pictures on your computer and 99% of them are of your XJ.

...looking at pictures of your XJ before you started modding it makes you nostalgic.

...that guy in the souped up truck (you know... 2 foot lift, M/T tires, lights up the wazoo) can't understand why you're giving him that condescending look.

...you've pushed a grocery cart out of your parking spot with your bumper just so you can park closer

...when you go OUT in a blizzard to go help the poor people stuck in the snow.

...when someone breaks down on the trail, and somehow it's your equipment that always seems to be getting them out.

...you've replaced that stock jack in your vehicle with a hi-lift and a jackstand.
 
...when you have actually eyed a stock jeep in your color/year for parts

...that guy in the souped up truck (you know... 2 foot lift, M/T tires, lights up the wazoo) can't understand why you're giving him that condescending look.

...you've pushed a grocery cart out of your parking spot with your bumper just so you can park closer

Guilty of all of these, also many more in this thread, and mine's still stock. LOL
 
It has its own theme song: Indian Outlaw by Tim McGraw
to the tune above......
"half cherokee and chevrolettttt,
suspension made from .250 wall,
yah shes a one of a kind....... LOL...





hay, i tried LOL......
 
...you stop and look at lifted XJ's to see if they're "for real" or show.

...when that wrangler owner told you that you wouldn't be able to get up there, you look at him and smile...

...you have 4gb of pictures on your computer and 99% of them are of your XJ.

...you've pushed a grocery cart out of your parking spot with your bumper just so you can park closer

...when you go OUT in a blizzard to go help the poor people stuck in the snow.

...you've replaced that stock jack in your vehicle with a hi-lift and a jackstand.


Agree with all 6 of these. Ive done all 6 of them to lol.

Also after it snows, theres a front row spot, but u choose to park in the back on the snowbanks. Atleast you alwasy have a parking spot lol
 
Agree with all 6 of these. Ive done all 6 of them to lol.

Also after it snows, theres a front row spot, but u choose to park in the back on the snowbanks. Atleast you alwasy have a parking spot lol

... stopped parking on snow banks because I came out one time to find my jeep had fallen off the snow bank...:doh:
 
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