You know if you drive a jeep

[Zuul99]

So i looked in the search box to see if this thread has ever been posted and i didn't want to !!!1 so here it goes. these are like the Jeff Foxworthy's "you might be a redneck" jokes (those are also encouraged here) but with jeeps. I'll start

-you might drive a jeep if you can roll every window down from your drivers seat, while going down the road.

 

[yossarian19]

You love it like family,
and everyone else calls it "that piece of shit"

 

[joe_peters]

You love it like family,
and everyone else calls it "that piece of shit"

LMAO!

You know you drive a jeep if it snowed all night and the neighbors are knocking on your door first thing in the morning.

 

[mcantar18c]

You're broke.

 

[srmitchell]

You love it like family,
and everyone else calls it "that piece of shit"

Quoted for truth, because my sister actually calls it that.

When 100,000 miles is "broken in".

 

[D.I.T.A]

when you get a letter from the township the first month of moving there ( true story)

 

[KRONIK]

You know you drive a jeep when your tires are worth more than the jeep itself!



You know you drive a jeep when your land turns into a crawling course.



You know you drive a jeep when there is more mud on it than paint

 

[GrimmJeeper]

Actually I just happen to have this one bookmarked, haha. Have fun wasting an hour or so reading all these

http://naxja.org/forum/showthread.php?t=980038

 

[Zuul99]

Actually I just happen to have this one bookmarked, haha. Have fun wasting an hour or so reading all these

http://naxja.org/forum/showthread.php?t=980038

hmm strange I honestly spent 45min looking the search page, but as i said "you might be a redneck" jokes are also encouraged

 

[GrimmJeeper]

Anything less than 4 letters, and common words get dropped from the search, so if you searched for "you know you might drive an XJ" you're really only going to search for "might drive". Just FYI

 

[xjtrailrider]

My wife calls mine, "That blue piece of shit" LOL!

"Old Blue" is almost broken in, 180K on her

My wife felt so bad about me always working on the XJ's that she told me to buy a Commander before they quite making them. She forgot to tell me I had to trade in all 5 of the XJ's (hehe) so now I have 5 XJ's and a Hemi XK, LOL!

 

[wall04]

You know you drive a jeep when your tires are worth more than the jeep itself!

So true though...

 

[beastrider]

if you have a permanent smile on :laugh3:

 

[GrimmJeeper]

So true though...

that could be used elsewhere though...

 

[KRONIK]

that could be used elsewhere though...

no.... thats, you know you are a dumb ass if you drive that car... :laugh3:

 

[Darky]

no.... thats, you know you are a dumb ass if you drive that car... :laugh3:

But his tires are indeed worth more than the car...

 

[kastein]

look at those tiny little brakes!

 

[KRONIK]

But his tires are indeed worth more than the car...

his tires..... possibly worth more....
his rims..... for sure worth more than the car!

 

[kastein]

Dunno, I wouldn't pay more than scrap value for either. The car weighs more so it's worth more.