Why is it that.....

[Beej]

My Jeep's name is "Pat"...

 

[ladywolf]

Mine is called Sponge Bob.

Cuz it's a gay color (or at least everyone tells me that)

um, hate to break this news to ya, but spongebob is yellow



and my jeep is a he, cuz i spend money on him and he's still never satisfied w' any cool new gadgets.

 

[DeftwillP]

My Jeep's name is "Pat"...

your jeep is a hermaphrodite...ewww

 

[Rev Den]

Hmmm...

Always have to spend money on her.

Whines ALL the time.

Never says "Thank you"

Is always a little dirty.

Constantly needs maintinance.

Has a big azz.

Is better when topless.

Always demands the best parts.

Has a red head, and no carpet.

Always is rattleing on with no reason, and never shuts up.

Sounds like a she to me.

Rev

 

[Smittty9785]

lots of great explinations

 

[SwissArmyJeep]

If you stop halfway across a parking lot to look back over your shoulder just to see how good she looks - It's a she.
If you swap rides with your Wife, and have her drive yours home in front of you to see how she looks driving down the road, you are driving your Girlfriend.
(At least thats what my Wife says) :laugh3:

 

[WheelinJR]

People refer to their vehicles as females?
"She's got a 4.0L"
"I'm going to swap an 8.8 in her this summer".
Always a female.

How come?

Why not: "He's got a 4.0L" or "I'm going to swap an 8.8 in him this summer"?

The answer I've always heard is that a vehicle dubbed a female is the only girl some guys can get.

Personally, I don't get it. :twak:

 

[WheelinJR]

um, hate to break this news to ya, but spongebob is yellow

hate to break the news to ya, but so is Dr. Moab's most recent Cherokee. :laugh3:

 

[karstic]

My Jeep's name is "Pat"...

Only you, only you...

 

[HaleYes]

Only you, only you...

I actually thought the same thing. I was just too lazy to look for a picture.

 

[xjtrailrider]

Right now my trail rig is being a PITA so I'm calling "it" a POS, and sometimes " A d*** heep of s***!"

When I make it through a obstacle and "she" is still in one piece, I pat the dash and thank "her" for getting me through.

 

[gradon]

It's a she (she-it, lol). Now maybe if I had her lifted with some 33s I could call it a he. She's got that cherokee blood in her, and lots of spirit, which is why she can be pushed hard and won't die easy.

 

[ladywolf]

hate to break the news to ya, but so is Dr. Moab's most recent Cherokee. :laugh3:

i know his jeep is yellow. i saw his newest project, and it made me want a newer body style cherokee again, till i realized my parents would murder me and hide my body somewhere if i brought home any more projects/toys

 

[Jimbo_1321]

because they demand so much TIME and MONEY and they never seem to cooperate just right...
sounds like it could be describing a woman to me...

 

[DrMoab]

i know his jeep is yellow. i saw his newest project, and it made me want a newer body style cherokee again, till i realized my parents would murder me and hide my body somewhere if i brought home any more projects/toys

Two words that work wonders for parents like that...

Storage Shed.