Why dogs make better pets

[XJ Dreamin']

THE DOG'S DIARY:
7 am- Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!
8 am- Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 am- Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
Noon- Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!
2 pm- Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
3 pm- Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
4 pm- Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6 pm- Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite!
7 pm- Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!
8 pm- Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 pm- Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!
11 pm- Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite!

THE CAT'S DIARY:
Day 183 of my captivity...My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded. Maybe I should try this at the top of the stairs.

In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair - must try this on their bed.
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little kitty cat I was. This is not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing something called "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He speaks with them regularly, and I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait. It's only a matter of time.


I knew that damn cat was up to something

 

[deesiexj]

hahahaha

 

[mdl]

Awesome. Sounds like my cat. Except the bird thing.. I don't have one.

 

[Ramsey]

You can leave a cat for a week and he'll be fine, thats enough reason for me.

 

[rocklandxjer]

Thats definately my dog, Hercules (jack russel terrier)

they are so playful the definatley seem stupid, gotta love them.

i dont like cats, they dont listen and they are rarely FUN to play with

 

[Blaine B.]

Got an Italian Greyhound.....friendliest little thing ever. The big cat on the other hand is a mean BITCH that doesn't like human contact. Dog loves it though......the cat got a little nicer once the dog was introduced, way to go!

 

[RichP]

Got an Italian Greyhound.....friendliest little thing ever. The big cat on the other hand is a mean BITCH that doesn't like human contact. Dog loves it though......the cat got a little nicer once the dog was introduced, way to go!

I thought that was weird till my son brought home a feral from skirmish, thing was 2 weeks old, we had to bottle feed it and massage it's belly to get it to take a dump for about 5 weeks. Cat does not like contact, won't sit in your lap, does not like being held, growls and hisses, had her fixed and declawed in front or we'd all be bloody messes here.. every cat we have had in the past was always a lap cat but not this one.... she does think our westie is either her mom or something, they sleep together and take turns chasing each other around the house, sounds like a horse race up there from down in the shop sometimes.. also weird, she likes the dogs dry food but his special nubba blend is $60 a bag $%$$# CAT...

 

[Blaine B.]

Ha, the cat drinks the dog's water, and the dog eats the cat's food sometimes........it likes to run down there and grab some food really quick before anybody notices.

 

[Ramsey]

a nice solid kick will keep the dog from doing that

 

[Blaine B.]

Hah, I'm perfectly fine with any tricks he pulls on the cat. Plus I couldn't do anything to that little guy anyway; he wouldn't hurt a fly!

 

[Ramsey]

Oh you like the dog, that changes things. Want another one?

 

[Blaine B.]

What kind?

 

[Ramsey]

a smelley good for nothing one that chews on his ass every waking moment. If it was mine to give, well he would be gone a long time ago. Its my dads girlfriends.

 

[8Mud]

Hard to figure out what's going on in a cats head. Had a German Shepard female, that would attack the cat about fifty percent of the time. The cat would come in the window, stick his head around the corner and see what kind of mood the dog was in. The Shepard went to dog heaven and I got a big hunter (Weimerainer). Dog grew up with the cat and largely ignored him and vice versa. Got a Jack Russel female, she and the cat would fight for hours, howling, rolling around the house, really going at it. Nobody ever got a scratch or a bite that I could find. Just got a Jack Russel pup 8 months old (rescue), that attacks the cat because he runs, he refuses to come in the house, will only take his food on the window sill, it's like 28 degrees outside and the cat refuses to come inside. The pup is basically affraid of his own shadow (he runs if he sees his own reflection in a window), but because the cat runs he chases it. Darned cat has beaten the tar out of every cat in a two block radius (I get periodic complaints) and is actually king of the herd, but runs from the pup and is affraid to come inside. Hard to relate to cats or understand what motivates them most times. Darned cat bites and scratches me everytime I get near enough to try and pet him, is friendly and loving with most everybody else. The pup is my buddy and is never farther than a few steps away. There is some kind of social dynamic going on here, I'll probably never understand.