who wants to help me finish my jeep?

[Bones]

Beezil

While I think of it, could you throw all my sh*t you carted up to Chicago last year back in your umm...jeep and bring it back out to Moab? Can't remember all that you borrowed, but I know you have my Currie deflator, and I think I may need it .

Thanks,

Bones :skull1:

 

[4ward]

what exactly are yoiu talking about welding /fabbing??

I think he's gonna winch it onto the trailer and then hang the axles when he get's out there It's either that or some goofy ass door bar setup that's still floating in his head.

Rock on B, I had a horrible night of fabbin'.

 

[Goatman]

Damn, I think we have some real potential for a Bonehead Award here. Sean, you did take a break in your rebuilding project to make it, didn't you?

Or maybe we need to come up with a new award. The "Take something that's perfectly good and f*ck it up" Award. Or maybe the "Get everyone else to help you finish your rig because you've spent too damn much time on the Internet" Award. Or we could have a "Got to have a new bling bling suspension setup for the big event, but I screwed up and didn't finish it" Award.

At least XJguy and Hinkley are building new rigs.

 

[Beezil]

how bout a "best mid-air backstroke impression after being pushed off a cliff award"?

 

[4ward]

How's the waxing comin' along B?

Don't beat me, I'm only trying to help ya feel better :firedevil

Richard, I got your award right here buddy :moon:

Sean

 

[CRASH]

Or we could have a "Got to have a new bling bling suspension setup for the big event, but I screwed up and didn't finish it" Award

Haha.....Richard said "Bling Bling"

CRASH

 

[XJJPR]

I think this one fits best:

"Get everyone else to help you finish your rig because you've spent too damn much time on the Internet" Award.

hinkley

 

[XJEEPER]

I see a "Moab Edition" Monster Garage episode in the works.............

Here's the objective:
Take a bunch of tube and sheetmetal that vaguely resembles an XJ.......and make it trailworthy for 5 days of Moab's best wheeling.

On the build team we have:

Beezil "So what if I'm really Shawna" McDonald- Project donor... could have had his rig done if he didn't have to maintain high score on the "Who posts the most" contest.

Steve "Bones" Ward- Specializes in driving 2000 miles to rebuild XJ's in the halogen glow of Slickrock Campgrounds.

Mark "I built an MJ, but decided to build another XJ that resembles an MJ" Hinkley-Specializing it trailside repairs and general heckling.

Sean "OneTonXJ" or "I'll bet you I can completely remodel my rig, 2 months before Moab" Rose- Specialty is chopping, dicing, and julien-ing a rig, stirring occasionally while bringing to a rolling boil.

Hagen "Can I borrow your keys?" -Flown in from Germany to help coordinate the build, and come up with a new nickname for Beezil's junk.

Crash " You should have seen the one that got away"- Will weld for food.....or a case of oil.


There you have it folks, with any luck....this team, along with the help of several others that are sober enough to keep these yahoo's focused, will have BJ's rig whipped into trailready shape in less than 24 hours.......... and if successful, will win the bragging rights of making this trailer load of steel a functioning rockcrawler.....and be able to bust Beezil's chops for life.

 

[CRASH]

OMG.....that made my day.

CRASH

 

[XJJPR]

LOL

mark

 

[Lincoln]

XJEEPER, you have way too much time on your hands. We should have sent you Chicago last week to help Beezil.

Lincoln

 

[Beezil]

I think I might have made a tactical error inviting you guys to help me finish my junk.....

I've afforded each of you too many opportunities to ensure that I get the "asshat" award this year.....

Hinkley: "okay beez, you're all welded up!
Bones: "I did some tuning to your injectors, but that lifter tick is still there"
Crash: "brakelines are done....hey, did I drink ALL the budlight?"
Hagen: "I'll give it a test drive"
One Ton "your bearing joint won't work, so i swapped in a heim joint I wasn't using."

no way monkeywrenchers!

 

[RNMedic]

wonder what would happen if I quit work and drove out their? would my wife like this? how soon bfore the house gets repo'd if I caome back without a job. If I had joined this group earlier maybe I could have made it Good Luck to all and have fun. Get B's and OneTons rigs in some of the rags!!!!!!

 

[Goatman]

This is funny sh!t......I can't stop laughing. :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

You guys better make it, this trip is going to be too good to miss.......in many ways.

 

[ChiXJeff]

IS IT FRIDAY YET??????!!!!!!!!

Still have to retorque u-bolts, adjust parking brake, swap in a new front control arm, and change the engine oil tonight. Reshimmed the rear axle, built a relayed wiring harness for the headlights, and remounted rock rails, tcase skid plate and hi-lift bracket over the weekend.

ChiXJeff

 

[Kejtar]

IS IT FRIDAY YET??????!!!!!!!!

AMEN!!!!

 

[Rev Den]

Beezil.....if I were you....I would let my wife drive while I completed the project on the trailer.


Wish I was going.

Have fun, be safe, come home.

Rev

 

[4ward]

X, I've got a special tool for julien-ing an XJ. Would you like me to bring it and see what kind of recipe we can make out of your junk?

Richard, ain't gonna miss this one for nuttin'. I'm rolling Sat. morning. Fresh paint and all

Sean

 

[Rufies97XJ]

One... Still need me up there Thursday? Are ya taking an extra day to finish? The little lady may get upset if I take half a day off to come help... she doesn't get it... lol.
Not sure how much i actually do.. but I can draw a striaght line and measure twice..LOL

 

[Scott Mac]

Sean, I'll have my junk behind chewy or bones' cabin....

pull up right next to me, and we can swing dual sawzall/welder/grinders.....

I hope our cabin isn't between Chewy & Bones.

Keep the beer. Are we using your tools or do we have to bring our own?