Who wants my stuff? 88 part out

[cmelo]

Dan's dick, goes to church every sunday
My dick, loves hockey but never has the time to play

 

[cmelo]

Dan's dick, costs $13.48 to ship
My dick, would love to take an exotic trip

 

[billyjp2]

Dan's dick, got a college degree
My dick, G.E.D.

 

[cmelo]

Dan's dick, is getting married in May
My dick, can't go, will be busy that day

 

[CTeunuch]

Dan's dick, is getting married in May
My dick, can't go, will be busy that day

Possibly my new favorite.

Dan's dick, checked baggage
My dick, rotten cabbage

 

[billyjp2]

Dan's dick, beats up the pussy
My dick, still kind of wussy

 

[cmelo]

Dan's dick, sitting at the corner of the bar
My dick, at the entrance, admiring from afar

 

[CTeunuch]

Dan's dick goes all Buddhist
When my dick acts it's rudest

 

[squashman702]

Dan's dick, you need three arms to hug it
Pat's dick, just straight e-thugs it.

 

[billyjp2]

Dan's dick, lifts 50 pound weights
My dick, quickly deflates

 

[CTeunuch]

Dan's dick scares his peers
Dave's dick hasn't been seen in years

 

[cmelo]

Dan's dick, walks into walmart and is offered employment
My dick, makes fun of your dick for enjoyment

 

[CTeunuch]

Dan's dick slicker than redrock,
My dick looks like a Lego block



RESURRECTION!

 

[Luke95]

Dan's dick slicker than redrock,
My dick looks like a Lego block



RESURECTION!

YES!

 

[CTeunuch]

Aaaaaaaaaand you ruined it.....

 

[Luke95]

Aaaaaaaaaand you ruined it.....

So you'd rather me be screaming no no no?

 

[Outlander560]

So you'd rather me be screaming no no no?

but we all know she really means yes yes yes:smootch:

 

[Luke95]

but we all know she really means yes yes yes:smootch:

Haha

 

[billyjp2]

Bump

 

[Luke95]

Yes. I could use a laugh.

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