- Location
- Torrance, CA
Jeez
A Dan, Heather, and Scott three way!
A Dan, Heather, and Scott three way!
I got rid of that a long time ago after the little air compressor for the blow-up portion quit working. :gag:red91 said:all this from the guy who owns the "Pamela Anderson nipple ring accessories kit."
\TRNDRVR said:I got rid of that a long time ago after the little air compressor for the blow-up portion quit working. :gag:
Standing in water up to my ankles... on the roof of my XJ..
About 30 minutes ago I was removing some ball joints from an extra D30 that I'm going to be rebuilding and regearing to match my 8.8. Those ball joints were stuck in there dam good, they were so slopped out they were probably the factory ones from 1991. 4 pound hammers, air hammer, pb blaster were of no use so I got out the blue tip wrench and a full face shield (for exploding grease pockets, though none were found). On the last one I felt something warm on my leg but figured it was just the work light and kept on torchin'. NOPE, I had managed to get a chunk of flaming metal onto my new pari of Dickies. now I have a quarter size hole burnt through the pants.
don't work on the heep in new cloths. :gee:
Which is why I will never go to Jiffy lube.jiffy lube... I filled a subaru impreza's engine with washer fluid
then about two years ago I lit the dumpster on fire at the same jiffy lube with my cigarette but.
Thats how my elementary school burnt down. No school for a week until we got moved into another building for the rest of the year.
Ha, it wasn't me, some teenagers had been hanging around, our janitor told them to get out of there, tossed the cigarette into the dumpster, ignited the roof on fire.You really shouldn't have been smoking in Elementary school.
I'd say that the majority of my high-stoopid factor occurences have been more verbal than anything. "I do" comes to mind. I still tend to pop off at the mouth when I should just STFU! Some things just get into that 'stupid circuit' which bypasses all logic and/or compassion filters and sends stuff directly to the mouthpiece. Even the backspace button isn't enough to save me sometimes!