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What I learned at Winterfest

A month ago it was 9 as a high! The 40's it was Friday and Saturday was down right tropical.
 
I learned:
Ed hates cold weather
Badlands cabins are great
Bob loose may very well be the nicest guy on the planet
Molly has mad nursing skills for not being a nurse
Chachi has a twin brother
Josh(the chopped ZJ guy) is a riot
There are at least 7 NAC guys that aren't tards
Everyone will worry about you if you split your wig on a chair
 
I learned the nurse that was there didn't come prepared. I will make sure Sarah is for medical stuff so hopefully she won't have to work, but if so she can.
 
Beadlocks don't work when they're sitting in your kitchen.

I need OBA.

Everyone is happy to lend a hand.

Campers are like 5 star hotels compared to tents.

Our sponsors are the bomb.

I still suck at remembering names.
 
13. I'm sure glad Flexd is okay and feeling good. Way to scare us dude.[\QUOTE]
I'm dragging him 1100 miles across Nevada in May. At times we will be 200 miles from the closest hwy you could say was in the middle of nowhere. I'm slightly worried about this.
 
13. I'm sure glad Flexd is okay and feeling good. Way to scare us dude.[\QUOTE]
I'm dragging him 1100 miles across Nevada in May. At times we will be 200 miles from the closest hwy you could say was in the middle of nowhere. I'm slightly worried about this.

Well as long as there aren't chairs in my way, I'll be fine! :D Seriously though, if it weren't a head wound I'd have patched myself up. I'm no rookie at falling down.
 
1. There is a ton of work behind the scenes but it's a lot of fun when you do it with your friends
2. You won't see anyone at registration until you pack up all the stuff for registration
3. You can bake cinnamon rolls and biscuits in the same oven that you microwave bacon
4. You can fit a Class C RV in the passenger drop off lane at the airport
5. No matter how hard you try, sometimes things break when you're spotting
6. No matter how hard you try, sometimes people don't listen while you're spotting
7. You can leave your jeep at home and still have fun at WF
8. Leaving your jeep at home is a lot less stressful than bringing your jeep
9. Hearing a 2.8l V6 makes me want to buy one
10. Watching a 2.8l V6 makes me want my 4.0 HO
 
The prospect of no motor mounts for a diesel motor will bring people to your truck at midnight while your asleep.
 
The Attica Inn reopened, had no idea.
Hotel Attica still has open-air rooms courtesy of a tornado.
Someone will go through the tubes and sink their rig every year.
You can still have fun on 31s.
A rig on 31s probably shouldn't go up the rock section of Green, but it will make it.
Your wife will learn a lot about what you did at past Winterfests at Robie's Thursday night.
 
I'm a slow learner, but here's a few things I already knew:

- I doubt I will ever be prepared for a wheeling trip. Ever.

- Aaron is clumsy.

- It's called the Mudwest for a reason.

- Hobag's work gets a lot of attention!

- WF is seeing someone else you haven't seen in "forever", every time you turn around. And I'm still meeting great people and learning names every year.

- I am not REWSTER! He is a lot cooler than me :greensmok

- We have amazing sponsors. I know that some vendors are smaller outfits and aren't making money hand over fist, and it humbles me that they choose to support our club. Thanks guys!
 
Having a camper is tits wiggling.

You can wheel 35's on a Dana 30. if you're smart about it...

I only jump right in to fix Sam's rig so me and everyone else can make fun of him for it.

When you're working on a rig surrounded by 15 hungry people looking for pizza you don't even need to get out from under the jeep tools just appear over your shoulder.

barbie jeeps turn to lava.

A warm wife is a happy wife.

a case of Busch in Attica is twice as expensive as anywhere else.

wear my ford hoodie while wheeling get called Rew. don't wear it to dinner get called brad.

My kids were pissed when we picked them up and they realized we left them with grandma to go wheeling.

WF takes forever to get here and goes to fast.
 
I you buy 30 pizzas in attica your bank will temporarily suspend your card for suspicious activity.
 
Sean will do weird things for gas money

My farts will make your eyes water unless S'in F's Silas is around

Nobody in Attica knows where to get a good hoagie.

Ghost Jesus ahhhhhhh

Even if you bring the apple pie out after everyone is pretty well off it still doesn't get turned down or last very long.

Silas has more switches and levers than the airplanes he works on

Waking up to wieners cuddling with you isn't as bad as it sounds.
 
- Brian Hobag builds really awesome roll cages! Not just for looks
- A Dana 30 with 35's can survive Mission Impossible
- Don't drive the Cherokee to town to fill up the gas tank (no plates) opps
- Stay away from Brian and his stun gun flashlight
- Smashole Motorsports has some awesome off road lights (good deals)
- Josh with the ZJ is pretty quick at fixing his Jeep
- Nathan and his wife have furry little wieners
- Everyone was a blast to hang out with
 
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