What happens in... or does it?

Actually, we were laughing at the Aussies who at that time were yelling and singing some song that required them to drop the F bomb every 5 seconds.
 
have fun the best way that YOU will have fun and it will be an experience you will never forget.

not all people like to go to a strip clubs... there are even people that go to las vegas and dont even step foot in a club or bar, and yet still have a blast...
 
I rode the roller coaster that's on the side of New York, New York (I think). In retrospect, it was a bad idea considering I'm not the biggest fan of heights. You should ride it, it does a loop-de-doop.
 
I hope you guys are having a great time. One day I may make out there, well I can dream can't I?
 
well mark .. if you quit buying jeep projects... maybe you will.. heheh

mark
 
XJfreakHO said:
We have very seriously considered a strip club, but from the words of a very wise person that I respect very much; "nothing good ever happened in a strip club."

Who said that? Whats wrong with them?

Ever walked into the strip club and saw your Ex or your buddies Ex? Such a wonderful moment.
Ever got a free lapdance? Amazing
Ever gone into the VIP room? Worth the 100 bucks...
List goes on... While I wouldn't go more than once every few months, if I was in vegas you better believe I would be at the strip club atleast once.

Other reasoning: You might meet someone famous... Strip Clubs are where the parties at in vegas.
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I own that quote. "Nothing good ever happens in a strip club."
If you happen to be looking for something NOT good, then it is the place to be, never said it is not fun for the moment.
The igniting of unfulfilled lust, the overindulgement of alcohol and drugs leading to less than healthy relationships, be they hours or days long...

you know, that kind of not good, the traditional, moralistic kind of not good.

If you are looking for the "Let's get drunk and get laid!" kind of good, then more power to you.:laugh:

Now i'm no saint, having had great big heaping handfulls of that kind of good,

just go with your eyes wide open my friends...
 
Ghost said:
Ever see the move "The Cowboy Way?" Thinking about you two in Vegas makes me LOL and think of that movie. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109493/
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I must be missing something. Pepper and Sonny were from New Mexico and went to New York. Is this a reference to two "country boys" lost in the big city? If so...I totally get it!! :rof:
 
You mean you can't go into a strip club and be sober?

How hot is it out in LV right now? When I went it was July and about 175*F.
 
if i could do it again.. i d rent the 3 wheelers for the old people and screem down the whole strip. stopping at every bar.. screw walking from place to place!
some indian buddy of mine told me he did that.. told the casino he had a busted pelvis and got a free scooter..
Man... just imagine! Doors open up for you, women feel pity for you, and you know you ll always have a fresh beer or hard liquor in your glass! (or a big glass of milk with cookies.. if thats your style)

Mark
 
The Hard Struggler said:
I own that quote. "Nothing good ever happens in a strip club."
If you happen to be looking for something NOT good, then it is the place to be, never said it is not fun for the moment.
The igniting of unfulfilled lust, the overindulgement of alcohol and drugs leading to less than healthy relationships, be they hours or days long...

you know, that kind of not good, the traditional, moralistic kind of not good.

If you are looking for the "Let's get drunk and get laid!" kind of good, then more power to you.:laugh:

Now i'm no saint, having had great big heaping handfulls of that kind of good,

just go with your eyes wide open my friends...
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Well I am 21 years old, "Lets get drunk and get laid" is one of the better things I can do with my time. Im not saying I would spend my trip there, because I wouldn't. But I would definately make a point to spend 1 entire night going from club to club, I would devote another night to gambling, going from casino to casino, and another night just XXXXing off around the strip. There goes my 3 day trip right there, get on the plane home, pass out, wake up with the worst hangover ever, lay around for a day then get back to life.
 
Well, today was an interesting day, I am just now becoming sober enough to type angain. This morning started out with a trip to the shelby american facility and that was cool. I'll post a few pictures of that once im in better shape. Then after that, I came back to the room and did a little work (I know, shame on me for working on Vacation, but I was able to find the perfect LS2 and trans for Brent's Cherokee). Then I went to the Bare Pool club while Doug hung out at the regular pool. Guess he was too scared to come in... Lets just say that they don't call it Bare for nothing, the name implies as to what awaits past the gates. I Paid $40 to get in, then paid $12 for the first drink, then met some locals and one guy from Utah that all insisted on buying me shots of top shelf tequila. I would tell you what it was, but I don't remember... All I know is that I have some damn good pictures on my phone. Photography was frowned upon, but I never got busted with the phone, so its all good. I guess in my drunkeness I didn't really realize what I was doing: good times. I had several rounds of the good stuff at the bar, and then at 5:30 (this time) I had left to head up to my room and barely made it. When I got there I apparently passed out and started Vomiting, which was extremely bad timing b/c we had to be at the Carrot Top show at 8:30 and time was ticking. Doug finally got me woke up and I was able to stagger out to the cab and we made it just in time to grab out tickets and a quick bite to eat, of which I hardly remember. I think I had pizza??? Anyway, after food I finally started feeling better and I was able to enjoy Carrot Top, it was pretty good. I have seen better, but it was well worth the money, plus we were on the 3rd row, so we were in the "shot" range, but after all I had already had, I wasn't interested. After the show we came back to the room, I found my phone that I had lost, and also found an album of pictures of past events on my computer that I had apparently been studying while I was out of it. Don't know why I was, but they say a drunken mans words are a sober mans thoughts. Completely true I guess.

Anyway, that was just a few minutes ago. I am now trying to make sense with words again and make this make sense, so I hope its readable.

Doug has left and gone to find some fun, I feel like shit still so I decided to hang in the room.

Oh, and if you are wondering; yes I did get quite a few pictures at the pool club but they are all pretty much of the same two girls (who weren't so bare) and the ones that are bare, are not appropriate for this site, so oh well. I can vouch that its good stuff, but if you wanna see it, buy tickets and come on. You aint gonna get it out of me. :wierd:
 
so ... nuthing happened.. AWESOME!

mark
 
Doug didn't get back until 5 AM this morning, he was ****ed! We are both still kinda icky, but we are getting cleaned up now to leave and head out to the Palms again for our VIP all access pass. Should be fun, maybe well see some action tonight!

FWIW, its aprrox. 2:15 AM Eastern time, and 11:15 PM our time, so yeah, its late.

Hey Mark, just out of curiosity, since you are such an expert on Vegas and Hookers, why didn't you come with us to show us how to do it? Apparently we haven't done shit the whole time we have been out here according to you.
 
im just having fun at you guys expense!
LOL
Im saving up my nickles for Moab 2011...

Mark
 
Glad you guys are having fun. Have you been run over by a taxi yet? That was my greatest fear when I was there.

Take care, be safe and have a good time. I'm sure we wanna hear all about it at the Crawl.
 
PacificEd said:
Glad you guys are having fun. Have you been run over by a taxi yet? That was my greatest fear when I was there.

Take care, be safe and have a good time. I'm sure we wanna hear all about it at the Crawl.
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its not getting run over by the taxi that worries me..... its being in a taxi while the driver hits almost everything in his path ;')
 
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