IXNAYXJ
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- Wherever the next race is.
Oooo, Oooo! Do you have a compound?red91inWA said:JOIN MY CULT !!!
I just want to know where to tell the Justice Department/ATF where to send the tanks.

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Oooo, Oooo! Do you have a compound?red91inWA said:JOIN MY CULT !!!
IXNAYXJ said:Oooo, Oooo! Do you have a compound?
I just want to know where to tell the Justice Department/ATF where to send the tanks.
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-----Matt-----
Gil BullyKatz said:Fawk that...
I understand a Bris is required to join your cult...
I'm keeping mine OEM.
Better pack some TOWs and LAWs.red91inWA said:please note my location....
Join my cult....many great things await our (heavily armed) members.
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glfredrick said:You guys are a hoot... You spend 3 pages arguing amongst yourselves after my last post. Way to go!
It is sort of curious...
You sit on the sofa, watching your favorite pro football team take it to their arch rivals. Your "significant other" walks into the room (have to be politically correct these days, right? ) and makes some comment about the game that makes absolutely no sense at all. Then she insists that you go and do something for her -- NOW.
You're sitting there thinking, "She doesn't have the slightest clue what is going on in this game, and she is going to make me miss the record-setting touchdown.
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You're at work, and a newbie is hired. You;ve been operating this particular machine for the past 5 years -- you know it inside and out -- upside down and blindfolded. The stuff the newbie is saying is straight out of the operations manual -- but you long ago proved that it didn't actually work best that way, and you've figured it all out.
As the newbie goes on and on about something that he's never done, you're quite sure that he just isn't gonna cut it at this place...
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You and a couple friends are out working on the XJ. You've just installed a RE 4 1/2 inch lift, and now you're planning on dropping the t-case so it doesn't vibrate so much, 'cause you can't afford the yoke eliminator kit right now. Your neighbor from across the street wanders over, Bud in hand (and, like always, forgets to bring you one...) and he starts prognosticating about why dropping the t-case probably isn't a good thing to do. He explains his reasoning by telling you about the Willys that his grandpa used to have when he was a kid "that would crawl up anything, and make a mockery of all this stupid jacked-up stuff." Why, if he had that old Willys now, he'd show you a thing or two with your fancy cut up XJ.
You and your friends are making snide remarks under your breath... and wondering about that dude...
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What do all three of these stories have in common?
:roflmao:Glenn said:Or if he exists, make JU not work?
glfredrick said:What do all three of these stories have in common?
I dunno. Those teeth look sharp. :confused1woody said:If I had a God... When I croak out, he'd send me to the Island of Misfit Toys so I could get some oral lovin out of this frau.
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For eternity
glfredrick said:I can worship Him, I can serve Him, I can honor Him, I can even reflect His glory, but unless He desires to have a relationship with me, there is little I can do about it.
glfredrick said:And you guys think I'm on something...![]()
Mother's don't let your babies drive XJ's... :shiver:
Actually, the fact that I'm still hanging around probably means that I'm not one of those "religious" fundamentalists that you are trying to pigeon hole me as. They would run screaming when the first insult or curse word was uttered.
In fact, I'm not very "religious" at all -- but I define religion as "man's attempt to please God," and I know that I can't actually please God -- I can worship Him, I can serve Him, I can honor Him, I can even reflect His glory, but unless He desires to have a relationship with me, there is little I can do about it.