IXNAYXJ
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Oooo, Oooo! Do you have a compound?red91inWA said:
I just want to know where to tell the Justice Department/ATF where to send the tanks.
-----Matt-----
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I just want to know where to tell the Justice Department/ATF where to send the tanks.
-----Matt-----
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IXNAYXJ said:Oooo, Oooo! Do you have a compound?
I just want to know where to tell the Justice Department/ATF where to send the tanks.
-----Matt-----
please note my location....
Join my cult....many great things await our (heavily armed) members.
:shhh:
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Gil BullyKatz said:
obviously you've been misinformed....we have room for all here Gil.
OEM is fine with us...we don't check you at the door.
we have a don't ask your religious, or lack thereof, policy.
IXNAYXJ
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Better pack some TOWs and LAWs.red91inWA said:
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glfredrick
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You guys are a hoot... You spend 3 pages arguing amongst yourselves after my last post. Way to go!
It is sort of curious...
You sit on the sofa, watching your favorite pro football team take it to their arch rivals. Your "significant other" walks into the room (have to be politically correct these days, right? ) and makes some comment about the game that makes absolutely no sense at all. Then she insists that you go and do something for her -- NOW.
You're sitting there thinking, "She doesn't have the slightest clue what is going on in this game, and she is going to make me miss the record-setting touchdown.
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You're at work, and a newbie is hired. You;ve been operating this particular machine for the past 5 years -- you know it inside and out -- upside down and blindfolded. The stuff the newbie is saying is straight out of the operations manual -- but you long ago proved that it didn't actually work best that way, and you've figured it all out.
As the newbie goes on and on about something that he's never done, you're quite sure that he just isn't gonna cut it at this place...
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You and a couple friends are out working on the XJ. You've just installed a RE 4 1/2 inch lift, and now you're planning on dropping the t-case so it doesn't vibrate so much, 'cause you can't afford the yoke eliminator kit right now. Your neighbor from across the street wanders over, Bud in hand (and, like always, forgets to bring you one...) and he starts prognosticating about why dropping the t-case probably isn't a good thing to do. He explains his reasoning by telling you about the Willys that his grandpa used to have when he was a kid "that would crawl up anything, and make a mockery of all this stupid jacked-up stuff." Why, if he had that old Willys now, he'd show you a thing or two with your fancy cut up XJ.
You and your friends are making snide remarks under your breath... and wondering about that dude...
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What do all three of these stories have in common?
It is sort of curious...
You sit on the sofa, watching your favorite pro football team take it to their arch rivals. Your "significant other" walks into the room (have to be politically correct these days, right? ) and makes some comment about the game that makes absolutely no sense at all. Then she insists that you go and do something for her -- NOW.
You're sitting there thinking, "She doesn't have the slightest clue what is going on in this game, and she is going to make me miss the record-setting touchdown.
_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
You're at work, and a newbie is hired. You;ve been operating this particular machine for the past 5 years -- you know it inside and out -- upside down and blindfolded. The stuff the newbie is saying is straight out of the operations manual -- but you long ago proved that it didn't actually work best that way, and you've figured it all out.
As the newbie goes on and on about something that he's never done, you're quite sure that he just isn't gonna cut it at this place...
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You and a couple friends are out working on the XJ. You've just installed a RE 4 1/2 inch lift, and now you're planning on dropping the t-case so it doesn't vibrate so much, 'cause you can't afford the yoke eliminator kit right now. Your neighbor from across the street wanders over, Bud in hand (and, like always, forgets to bring you one...) and he starts prognosticating about why dropping the t-case probably isn't a good thing to do. He explains his reasoning by telling you about the Willys that his grandpa used to have when he was a kid "that would crawl up anything, and make a mockery of all this stupid jacked-up stuff." Why, if he had that old Willys now, he'd show you a thing or two with your fancy cut up XJ.
You and your friends are making snide remarks under your breath... and wondering about that dude...
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What do all three of these stories have in common?
goodburbon
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a. you're telling them
b. they all begin with the word you.
the common theme is that you think we don't know what we're talking about because you've been on your jesus for 5 years now and know him inside and out. the truth is that I got to know him over my 20 years with the church, what I learned was.............
when something good happens god has blessed you
when something bad happens god has blessed you, but you're not sure how yet
when you do something thats considered amazing, god is working through you.
but without the church good stuff still happens...........why?
without the church bad stuff happens..........hmm I'm starting to notice a theme
when you do something amazing without the church.......you're amazing.
(can't you take a hint?)
b. they all begin with the word you.
the common theme is that you think we don't know what we're talking about because you've been on your jesus for 5 years now and know him inside and out. the truth is that I got to know him over my 20 years with the church, what I learned was.............
when something good happens god has blessed you
when something bad happens god has blessed you, but you're not sure how yet
when you do something thats considered amazing, god is working through you.
but without the church good stuff still happens...........why?
without the church bad stuff happens..........hmm I'm starting to notice a theme
when you do something amazing without the church.......you're amazing.
(can't you take a hint?)
glfredrick
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Sorry dude... I'm a tad older than that.
But you are right.
In each case, someone entered into a discussion where they didn't know the ground rules, didn't have a clue, and in the end, voiced opinions on a subject that they were ill-prepared to deal with.
Sounds just about like most of the posts here... :kissyou:
Oh... I wheel a Ford, which almost anyone that took a minute to check out, could have discovered.
I'm here becasue both of my kids wheel XJ,s and I have 2 in the drive right now -- both needing fixing.
But you are right.
In each case, someone entered into a discussion where they didn't know the ground rules, didn't have a clue, and in the end, voiced opinions on a subject that they were ill-prepared to deal with.
Sounds just about like most of the posts here... :kissyou:
Oh... I wheel a Ford, which almost anyone that took a minute to check out, could have discovered.
I'm here becasue both of my kids wheel XJ,s and I have 2 in the drive right now -- both needing fixing.
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What the fuck are you on tonight? If that stuff is legal, pass me some. You are going to HELL for that stuff. god reads the interwebs now.
BTW, this thread is great. For those whining and crying... Pffft. Man up and speak out. It is cute to be one of your god's deciples(sp?) and yet run around back channel complaining.... can YOUR god not complain directly? Or if he exists, make JU not work?
BTW, this thread is great. For those whining and crying... Pffft. Man up and speak out. It is cute to be one of your god's deciples(sp?) and yet run around back channel complaining.... can YOUR god not complain directly? Or if he exists, make JU not work?
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Starscream
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:roflmao:Glenn said:
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glfredrick said:
Wait...
I know the answer to this one!
Who the Fawk cares!
Religion is good...
In moderated doses...
Placing your entire system of belief in the hands of an entity is reserved for those too weak to believe in themselves...
oh...
and as long as Christ died for your sins...
You may want to make it worth the 3 nails he got for it.
Quit being the Christian equivalent of (insert religious extremist here)
Blessings.
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If I had a God... When I croak out, he'd send me to the Island of Misfit Toys so I could get some oral lovin out of this frau.
For eternity
For eternity
goodburbon
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she's one cold biotch.......but she is white.
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I dunno. Those teeth look sharp. :confused1woody said:If I had a God... When I croak out, he'd send me to the Island of Misfit Toys so I could get some oral lovin out of this frau.
For eternity
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Kick them out with Danner boots as needed
"get off me!" <kick> "better Mmmmm" repeat as neccesary
Herbie doesn't need to be a dentist for that.
"get off me!" <kick> "better Mmmmm" repeat as neccesary
Herbie doesn't need to be a dentist for that.
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"Goony-goo-goo! Gus! You shaved her back and taught her how to talk!"
glfredrick
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And you guys think I'm on something... 
Mother's don't let your babies drive XJ's... :shiver:
Actually, the fact that I'm still hanging around probably means that I'm not one of those "religious" fundamentalists that you are trying to pigeon hole me as. They would run screaming when the first insult or curse word was uttered.
In fact, I'm not very "religious" at all -- but I define religion as "man's attempt to please God," and I know that I can't actually please God -- I can worship Him, I can serve Him, I can honor Him, I can even reflect His glory, but unless He desires to have a relationship with me, there is little I can do about it.
Mother's don't let your babies drive XJ's... :shiver:
Actually, the fact that I'm still hanging around probably means that I'm not one of those "religious" fundamentalists that you are trying to pigeon hole me as. They would run screaming when the first insult or curse word was uttered.
In fact, I'm not very "religious" at all -- but I define religion as "man's attempt to please God," and I know that I can't actually please God -- I can worship Him, I can serve Him, I can honor Him, I can even reflect His glory, but unless He desires to have a relationship with me, there is little I can do about it.
glfredrick
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My God told me not to believe in fairy tales...
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glfredrick said:
Can you please quit trying to do so here?
Wasting bandwidth is similar to masturbating I hear...
"...God gets quite irate"
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Look man, you fit in fine around these here parts. We have more than a few religious nutz here..... but they know how the real world is.... live and let live. You want it, many do not..... so be it. Keep pushing..... we will push back, and harder than your lil imaginary friend could help you.
Play your cards right.... keep your ghost friends to yourself.... things may just work out for you. Hell, you may stumble upon another coke addict or twoi that "need saving". I wish you luck in that stuff.
Simple: Preach your shit and recruit your flock elsewhere. XJ/MJ talk here.
Play your cards right.... keep your ghost friends to yourself.... things may just work out for you. Hell, you may stumble upon another coke addict or twoi that "need saving". I wish you luck in that stuff.
Simple: Preach your shit and recruit your flock elsewhere. XJ/MJ talk here.
glfredrick said:And you guys think I'm on something...
Mother's don't let your babies drive XJ's... :shiver:
Actually, the fact that I'm still hanging around probably means that I'm not one of those "religious" fundamentalists that you are trying to pigeon hole me as. They would run screaming when the first insult or curse word was uttered.
In fact, I'm not very "religious" at all -- but I define religion as "man's attempt to please God," and I know that I can't actually please God -- I can worship Him, I can serve Him, I can honor Him, I can even reflect His glory, but unless He desires to have a relationship with me, there is little I can do about it.
