UOB

[Bent]

Senility is my happy place. Yup, still in it whoever you are!

 

[Anak]

Does this mean you get the senile citizen discount?

 

[Bent]

Does this mean you get the senile citizen discount?

Dementedly delicious!
Still out to lunch, still in it.

 

[Anak]

When I get there, that is the shirt I want: Senile Citizen--Out to lunch.

 

[Bent]

If I fry a stick in a non-stick pan, will it stick?

Still stuck, still in it!

 

[Anak]

If I fry a stick in a non-stick pan, will it stick?

Still stuck, still in it!

No. It will float.

Sticks float. They wood.

 

[Bent]

Shop-Vacs; for when tripping over a cord isn't enough.

Nearly floored, but still in it!

 

[David_Bricker]

No. It will float.

Sticks float. They wood.

If it floats, it must be a duck.

David Bricker / SYR

 

[Bent]

If it floats, it must be a duck.

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

 

[Nimrod]

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

Arthur, King of the Brittons!

 

[Bent]

Arthur, King of the Brittons!

 

[JohnX]

I guess I'm not old enough if I have to Google the jokes?

 

[David_Bricker]

I guess I'm not old enough if I have to Google the jokes?

If don't know this one, A) you're young for UOB and 2) you clearly have no taste in fine movies.

David Bricker / SYR

Hint: Monty Python

 

[Bent]

I guess I'm not old enough if I have to Google the jokes?

Even Ethan could keep the jokes going. He's just a UB.
The wife calls him "Bunny Boy" No ordinary rabbit.

 

[JohnX]

If don't know this one, A) you're young for UOB and 2) you clearly have no taste in fine movies.

David Bricker / SYR

Hint: Monty Python

I'm just strange for my age, I only hang around people 20 years older and 20 years younger....then I wonder why nobody gets me?

 

[Nimrod]

 

[Bent]

Still in it; but then again I didn't bother any bunny rabbits either.