Train Wreck thread

[Skwerly]

The train approached, taller than it was wide. It hissed more than it rumbled, but looked heavy. There were no windows in sight. There was no hint of comfort of luxury.

A loud whistle sounded, followed by the voice of an unseen man.


Alllllll abooooooard!

Slowly, unsteadily, I shuffled toward the gray behemoth. This was fate. My destiny. Right or wrong, live or die, this was where I belonged.

The whistle sounded once more before I blacked out.

 

[GrimmJeeper]

 

[Original_MudButt]

 

[Skwerly]

Always so crabby.

 

[rockclimber]

I thought your name was mike...

 

[GrimmJeeper]

If I had a beard that awesome i'd spend more time doing your mom than i would working :cheers:

 

[Original_MudButt]

Always so crabby.

Sometimes... Not always.:roll:

 

[scottmcneal]

So you can always tell when they only do the malls and Sonic drive ins.

 

[Original_MudButt]

 

[GrimmJeeper]

 

[sidewaysstarion]

:laugh:

 

[Skwerly]

lol is that Dart?

 

[GrimmJeeper]

yeah leaning on rockclimbers rig

 

[Skwerly]

Boxville Express 147 barreled through a sleepy town in the wee hours of morning, its lights piercing the black air like arrows. Faster and faster it went, its wheels orange from heat, its engines thumping.

Then the attack began...

 

[scottmcneal]

Hey folks i am still waiting for my breakfast. HELLOOOOOOOO

 

[GrimmJeeper]

here you go buddy here's your breakfast

 

[scottmcneal]

I am telling you guys, It was right here. That train was right here.

 

[scottmcneal]

here you go buddy here's your breakfast

Thats to dam funny. The shit you find mike.HaHa

 

[scottmcneal]

Hey is this you mike when you lived in Ohio? I think it is.

You be the Judge and Jury

 

[Skwerly]

In the background, an eerie song by The Doors played.

This is the end...